I have a memory of sitting at the back end of a moving van at the tender age of, oh say 13. A girl I was with and I started singing at the top of our lungs "OH NO NOT ME! I NEVER LOST CONTROL, YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD!" only she sang stole the world. We were mid-argument over who was right when Uncle Asshole appeared at patted his fat belly and said "I like me that band Hooze and the Whatsits." That was it. Argument over, we must have rolled around on the moving van floor for ten minutes before we could get up. Uncle Asshole smiled wanly in the background wondering what the hell was so funny. We never told him.If you've ever met me, then you know that is a fairly accurate description of my special brand of crazy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashleigh
Birthday: September 16
Birthplace: Durham, NC
Current Location: Houston, Texas
Eye Color: blue...sort of
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: flipflops!!
Your Weakness: air. it's like I'm addicted, yo. I can't stop!
Your Fears: peas...they are plotting I tell you.
Your Perfect Pizza: green and black olives, smattering of pepperoni and CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: the year is nearly over but I'd like to get us into a house by the end of it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: umm...werd. probably LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: six in the fu....damnit child SLEEEP LONGER!
Your Best Physical Feature: my big toe
Your Bedtime: 10-12
Your Most Missed Memory: Huntsville...or the people there rather.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: depends on what we're doing
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes, please!
Do you Smoke: meh
Do you Swear: hehe. NOPE!
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: I try, but the evil rugrat is domineering. He beat me in the lip today when I asked if I could have five minutes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'd like to finish
Do you want to get Married: no...that's just too many husbands right there!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly, does that sount for something?
Do you get Motion Sickness: *puke* hmmm?
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments...especially when the lights are out!
Are you a Health Freak: hehehehehehehe
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not unles the paper towel roll I was playing for Xander counts!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: y...n....I'm not telling on the grounds that THEY are watching
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no :-(
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: only my son. he's got an evil right hook
Ever Shoplifted: yes, I was young once
How do you want to Die: quickly?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a FAERIE PRINCESS BALLERINA SOCCER PLAYER
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe as a whole, screw the one country thing
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN...it's like the color of sex....or something
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: I love long hair, but I never get to see it anymore.
Height: taller than me is a good start.
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: depends
Number of Drugs I have taken: it's smaller than a bread box :-D
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: eleventy billion!
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