I'm a big dumbass. The only reason people even talk to me is that I'm married to a hot chick and I have cool friends who I pay to talk to me. I'm always on the verge of being fired, pulled over, assaulted, or hit in traffic but I fight the good fight and keep waking up every day anyway. I love music and movies (wow I'm so deep)and live and die the wonderful game of basketball (Go Sonics) and Football (Go Seahawks)-Oh yeah I'm notorious for lovin' da nights out on the town, and can't stand religon or the current government. I wish everyone a good time and I try to say f*** it and fu** you as much as possible and act like a big kid. I hope to make a trillion dollars so I can hook up my moms and my brother and of course the J-Unit and all me' posse. Stay young and always do the opposite of what your brain tells you. Oh yeah, and avoid guys who use hair gel everyday (tools), republicans, non-pet lovers, or anyone who's stupid enough to drive SUV's. Anyways this whole website is narcissistic so by even being here I am pretty much a tool. So to all my fanbase which is dwindling daily, I say (an original freestyle) "Homey took a bite out my pampers- he bit my sh**.."Signed,The Armenian Bastardo AKA "MarvElous" AKA The Tool Killa or otherwise known as The big Assmunch.
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Funny and cool people, atheists, agnostics, Non-Republicans, people who care about the poor. Gifs at Giftube.com Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics Myspace Graphics
