I'd like to meet:
Stephen King, Tony Stewart, Hank III, Cormac McCarthy, Clive Barker, George W. Bush, Al Davis, David Gilmour, John Carpenter, David Lynch, Derek Jeter, Tiger Woods, Jimmy Page, Neil Diamond, George Steinbrenner, Vladimir Putin, Johnny Depp, Kim Jong-il, Pope Benedict XVI, Alan Shearer, Clint Eastwood, Rob Halford, Geddy Lee, Kurt Russell, Antonin Scalia, Joshua Homme, "Tater Salad" and maybe one or two more...