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CapnJake

Crispy and tasty, but I won't make the roof of your mouth bleed!

About Me

I try to be witty and fun. I'm have heard that nobody likes a smart ass, but I never believed in that. I spend many long hours by myself with me and I make "me" laugh regularly. Guess I'm kinda tested and self approved like that. I've had lots of time for self reflection. I find that I am good company.

My Interests

I like cool stuff like rat-rods, sailboats, & guitars. I collect switchblade knives and reciently acquired a taste for absinthe. I like to laugh but it is better to laugh with someone than at them. I love my little girls (7&8) and it is great to see things as a child again through their eyes (allthough I have never completely grown up myself).

I'd like to meet:

Wannabe daredevills and real life everyday cartoon characters.

Music:

Blues is my favorite, but I have been liking alt. rock & punk lately too.

Movies:

I can't remember the last time I saw a movie. Real life can be so much more interesting!

Television:

Don't really do T.V. I can't even remember the last time that I did.

Books:

"South- The Endurance Expedition" by Sir Ernest Shackleton. The greatest non-fiction survival story of all times to the best of my knowledge. Things kept going from bad to worse & they all survived.

Heroes:

Tony the Tiger is GRRRREAT! (even if his cereal sucks) Popeye inspires me and is the reason that I eat spinich. Anyone who can make a nothing to do situation into fun.

My Blog

River Ambition

I guess in alot of ways, working on the river is like an old world apprenticeship. You learn the job as you are doing it, we have our own language, and our own tools.You have to start by working outsi...
Posted by CapnJake on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

Maybe I truly am an explorer...

I completed a bunch of questions on a dating site called "Chemistry" and this is what it had to say about me:You are an EXPLORER/directorYou are a skywalker. You love adventure, both intellectual and ...
Posted by CapnJake on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

A little mystery

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Posted by CapnJake on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST

Sooner or later...

I reciently sent a message out to about 30 women who seemed interesting to me. The same message, just changed the name:"Your name here"Hi, sooner or later I am going to find someone who likes me and f...
Posted by CapnJake on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:39:00 PST

Serious relationships

Just checked the serious relationship box today. Hell I guess it sounds a bit scarry to me too. Serious sounds so severe! I'd just like to meet someone who is interested in more than occasional entert...
Posted by CapnJake on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

Commitment

Some people cringe when they hear the word. I can understand why unreliable people would fear commitment...it would be a damn hard thing to accomplish being unreliable. Trust issues? Sure, I Guess it ...
Posted by CapnJake on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:28:00 PST

Sane Career Move!

I am making the move from C&C Marine Maintainance Co. to Consolidated Coal Company. I'll be taking a $14k pay cut and feel like I'm making a good choice. Huh?... Haha, Ok...well, for starters I'll hav...
Posted by CapnJake on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:50:00 PST

My Really Cool Myspace Page!!!

I started to educate myself on the ways of html with the intention of making my page "cool" and "different". Hahaha, ok so, it is mine therefore it is cool allready...automaticly cool!!! Everyone else...
Posted by CapnJake on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:15:00 PST

Ghetto Towing

My usual boat, the "Joe T" is tied up at Dunlevy getting extensive work done to it. We will probably have the "Tom G" for awhile. This boat is such a piece of SHIT! It is normaly used in the harbor at...
Posted by CapnJake on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

Wonderfull borring night...OH SHIT!!!

My job has been said to be 90% bordom, 10% sheer terror. Extremes aren't allways bad. Taking it easy is nice, but who wants to be bored all of the time? I am enjoying that 90% right now, but if anothe...
Posted by CapnJake on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST