Today I salute you Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer.
There are 24 hours in a day, you're wearing 80 hour protection. If the sun fails to go down...you'll be ready.
(don't forget the moonlight)
Your coconut-scented force field blocks out all the sun's rays -- and any stray rays, from another sun, in another galaxy. (you're a star!)
30 SPF? Please...you might as well be wearing cooking oil
(something smells delicious)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer. In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm quite the pathetic 80s junkie! I feel it's my duty to convince all mankind that this was by far the best era of music. Among my favorite bands are REM (older stuff), U2, The Cars, The Cure (no I'm not goth) and Weezer (the exception to the 80s rule)
Back to the Future -- Dumb and Dumber -- Star Wars -- Goonies -- Bond -- And when I need a good cry...Rocky
The Simpsons -- LOST -- 24 -- The Match Game
I've been on this salvation kick lately...so the Book of Mormon remains atop my list. Well, that and "everybody poops" -- I've got to learn all the essentials
Poppin' Fresh