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Toby

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About Me

If I can't be the winner, I can at least be the first loser...

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Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell BAD.

LOL. This is hard to explain, but let me see if I can. I am a mix of about 4 very distinct personalities...

First, is Steven Tyler, (lead singer for Aerosmith). He has a charm about him that seems to attract lots of women, even though he himself is not a very great looking fella. Most of Aerosmith's songs are about love or sex, (or lack of). I'd say my "womanizing ways" are part Steven Tyler. Steven is self confident and knows what he wants, and usually gets it.

Next is Hawkeye Pierce from MASH. (Yes, the TV show, MASH). Hawkeye is also himself a womanizer, but he is more laid back and he has a quick wit and a sly sense of humor about him that amplifies his charm. I love to make women laugh. (They say laughter is a mental orgasm. ;) ) I'd say the rest of my womanizing comes from that personality.

Next, of course is Mr. Spock from Star Trek. (How could a womanizer be part Vulcan?) Anyway, it is so. Spock is cool, calculating and seeks to be logical at all times throughout his daily life. Spock is how I would identify my ability to remain calm when getting blessed out by people at work, how to be rational when a situation comes up, and how to walk away from trouble when it arises. Spock keeps me cool when the heat is on.

Last, but not least, is a very popular personality, and you will never guess who it is... So I will tell you. It is Fred Flintstone. Yep. The caveman. Fred is my temper. Loud mouthed, egotistical, pushy, cantankerous and just down right primitive. He is who you deal with when I get fed up with life. Fred also has a caring gentle nature that can't be found in the others. Even if he is fed up with you, he will still do things for you. Fred likes a drink, likes a ballgame or a race now and then, and of course LOVES TO SHOOT POOL!

So, put all that together, mix it with unlimited sex appeal and some alcoholic beverages, and here I sit today.


And Thomas told me to tell you that "I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 ! "

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steven Tyler, Leonard Nimoy, Optimus Prime, Jennifer Tilly, Sara Gilbert, and someone willing to get me a job!

My Blog

Boy, 11, accused of killing father's pregnant girlfriend

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/21/boy.homicide/i...An 11-year-old boy is facing adult charges in the shooting death of his father's pregnant girlfriend, authorities said Saturday. Another great day ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:22:00 GMT

Common sense coming to Washington? Could it become true?

Excerpt fromhttp://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/16/obama.interview/i ndex.html?eref=rss_topstoriesObama, In Reference to Small Businesses getting a piece of the bail-out bucks..."If they (Small Busin...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:25:00 GMT

so THAT’S how the fight got started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station and then the fight started.-----I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller L...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:45:00 GMT

BSOT (Blue Screen of TRUTH

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Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 16:52:00 GMT

The bailout plan (Written by Mike Mathia)

Here's How To Fix The Wall Street Mess The richest 400 Americans -- that's right, just four hundred people -- own MORE th...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:55:00 GMT

New Game :)

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:39:00 GMT

Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture

This article was posted at http://www.violentacres.com/archives/59/two-phrases-that-des troyed-american-cultureI loved it so much, I am blogging it and thanking the author for sticking up for us lowly ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:21:00 GMT

People make my brain cry...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/19/ BUDH11RKQ9.DTL&feed=rss.businessOk basically, this pisses me off. For those who didnt read it, basically its a woman videotaping her tod...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:41:00 GMT

Start from the bottom, and read this shit...

    It's one of the hiring criteria that was in place long before I started here and I agree, if I could change that particular hiring criteria I would.   I wouldn't say th...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Passed up AGAIN

I don't know what the fuck I am supposed to do.I have YEARS of education, TALENT SEEPING from my pores and charm so thick I could sell ice to an Eskimo, but I can NOT for the LIFE OF ME GET A FUCKING ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:38:00 GMT