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This is a myspace dedicated to putting down in writing the games that bands play on the road and at shows. We hope to spread the word to you, the fans, so you can join us in the fun times.
This page is set up and ran by Joe and your boys in Artist vs Poet . Layout by Bomb.Chelle Apparel
If you or someone you know has a kickass game that you think would look nice on this page just send us a message with the initiation, rules, consequences, and special notes. Our staff (composed of players from many bands) will review it with each other and vote if it seems like a game that could be played any day of the year.
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Game 1
M.I.N.E
Initiation: In order to be in the game you must first do ten pushups.
How to play: The goal of the game is to get some other person to answer a question asked by you or another player with the word "mine."
Consequences: If you get a person to answer your question with that word which we can not say they have to do ten pushups. Same goes if YOU answer a question with "mine."
*notes* You must do your pushups immediately no matter where you are or what you are doing (e.g. side of the road if driving, on stage if playing, in the bathroom if pissing)Game 2
Buffalo
Initiation: To be a Buffalo you must grab a non-opened beer in your right hand and recite the following to a Buffalo, "I am a Buffalo. Once a Buffalo, always a buffalo." Once you've said that phrase down your beer.
How to play: Your goal as a Buffalo is to catch other Buffalo's with an alcoholic beverage in their right hand. If you see this you then yell out to them, "Buffalo!", and they have to finish whatever alcoholic drink was in their hand.
*notes* If you call Buffalo on someone and they've been tricky and hidden a drink in their left hand you must drink what's in the left hand if it's alcoholic. Also, if the drink is liquor you must take three shots unless it's in mixed drink form.Game 3
Pelvic ThrustHow to play: The game is simple: you run up behind the unsuspecting victim and thrust your pelvic bone into their lower back/upper ass area.
*notes* You cannot pelvic thrust anyone if they're watching a band play, while loading equipment, or if they're blocking their back with their fist. If they do catch you in mid-air they're allowed to rack you if you're open.Game 4
Foam Cup Grab
How to play: If you go to a fast food place restaurant and someone orders a drink that comes in a foam cup you can grab the bottom of the cup and rip it away.
Consequences: You die of thirst.*notes* You cannot attempt a grab if the person is holding the cup from the bottom. You also cannot rip the cup inside a building or car it has to be outside.
Game 5
Sandwich PunchHow to play: In this classic tour game the goal is simply to punch the sandwich or hamburger once it has been bitten into by another player.
*notes* You can protect from a punch either by holding onto the sandwich the whole time or to place anything VISIBLE on top of the sandwich. THE SANDWICH HAS TO HAVE BEEN BITTEN INTO!!! If the sandwich was not bitten into before the punch the puncher must buy the punchee a new sandwich of equal value.Game 6
B.R.OHow to play: If you are drinking an alcoholic drink and say the word, "Bro", any player that hears you say the magic word gets to hit you in the arm once.
Consequences: Bruised arms.
*notes* You can say the spelling of B.R.O. and be in the clear.Game 7
Cigarette Flick*Special note* This game can piss people off horribly so play at your own risk. You've been warned...
How to Play: If you see one of your friends (we recommend not doing this to strangers) smoking a cigarette you can sneak your way over to him/her and flick the cigarette which will either break it in half or shoot it from their hand.
*notes* Avoid cigarette burns then run like hell.Game 8
Pop, Lock, and Drop ItInitiation: Just know the rules of the gameHow to play: In this fun little game you go up to another player and fake like you're going to hit them in the testicles (breasticles if a female player) and snap while doing it.Consequences: If player 2 flinches player 1 (you) hold your arm out horizontally while player 2 grabs onto it with both hands and says, "pop, lock, and drop it" and does the little dance of right hip, left hip, then dip down.*notes* If you accidentally hit the victim in the balls or boobs they then get to flick you in your special area. Also, you HAVE to snap or it doesn't count. AND sing it loud and proud!!!!!Game 9
Boner FlickInitiation: Simply know the rules.How to play: If for whatever reason you get an erection and mention to your friends the above said boner they can flick/tap it.Consequences: You get an injured dingaling all because you had to be gay and mention your boner.Game 10
License PlatesInitiation: Know the game.How to play: While in a car driving if you see a license plate from a state that isn't the one you're in you call out that state and the last letter/number in the plate.Consequences: You get to hit (in the arm) anyone you want that's in the car with the last number on the plate. If it's a letter that's last you get to hit to that letter in the alphabet.*notes* If you miscount while punching and go over the one getting hit gets to hit you back with however many you went over. Also, if by accident you call out the state that you're in on accident (say you just crossed the state border) everyone in the car gets to take those hits out on you. It's not usually the best idea to hit the driver so be safe.Game 11
Slug BugInitiation: Once again just know the rules.How to play: If while in a car you spot a Volkswagon Beetle you can call out, "slug bug!!!."Consequences: If you're the first to call it you get to punch the person of your choice.*notes* If your eyes play tricks on you and you call it out on the wrong car whoever hears it gets to take the hit out on you.More on the way :)
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