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chuck

Hi, I'm awesome.

About Me

"You have a big personality."- various sources

Year of the Rabbit.
i am socially awkward, i love pomegranates,
i'm a japanophile in every sense of the word (...),
& i speak with a New Zealand accent when I'm drunk;
holler.

question everything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson, & William Shatner as Denny Crane.

"I found a penny on the asphalt at eleven o' clock last night. I left it there because I figured it was a little too late in the evening for luck, and someone with a shitty hangover might find it in the morning and get a free breakfast at Denny's. The point to this story is that I didn't get laid that evening, so if that asshole and I happen to cross paths I'd really like my fucking penny back, as well as reimbursement for that breakfast that I essentially bought for them with said penny."

"you want them to pay you one cent?"

"yes; on principle."

I love my friends.

My Blog

Sunshine, sunshine...

Hello there!!I realize I haven't updated in quite some time, but I rarely use this site anymore. If you'd like to stay in contact, please find me on Facebook (I have provided the contact info in a bul...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 16:04:00 GMT

"Hold your tongue before you kill someone"

Very recently, Ive been getting a lot of flak from friends, etc; about what a phenomenon I happen to be as a human being. Apparently, it is unnatural for someone to enjoy listening to the musical s...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:49:00 GMT

Nobody likes that Microsoft paperclip.

   I would like to start out this particular blog with an apology. I know I have been rather irritable and reclusive lately, but its on account of schoolwork and exhaustion. I dont hate any of you; ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:57:00 GMT

A lot of Russians smoke P-funks.

Part 1   There is a very attractive young gentleman in my Macroeconomics class that I hadnt noticed before today. He smells really good, which is probably really strange to say, but, nevertheless, un...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 12:41:00 GMT

Cold toes & a bruised bum.

   My first week of class was hell.    Perhaps I should say the commute during my first week of class was hell. My mum and I swapped cars in order to make it easier for me to continue paying for class...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:26:00 GMT

The Romans probably invented fruitcake.

   I recently attended a "pre-Christmas" church service with my father. I haven't been to church in maybe four years. I've always been fairly skeptical about the idea of a higher power. Perhaps I am t...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:01:00 GMT

l'amour sauvage.

   Hello readers! I hope everyone is having an awesome week. As many of you know, along with vintage clothing, I also have a ridiculous obsession with Japanese street fashion, mainly of the sweet loli...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:20:00 GMT

You're a wolf!

It's late and I'm getting ready to watch another episode of "Absolute Boyfriend", but I'm feeling bloggy, and I'm also waiting up to see Bethany's dress. Aaaand, I wanted to show off the newest additi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Weekend Warrior.

So, I finally got my oil changed this morning. I was way past due and my car was starting to cry every time I turned the key. He is satisfactorily lubed now. My next endeavor, is to visit Am...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:04:00 GMT

American Dream.

   Aside from the fact that I've been diagnosed (in the past) with "crowd claustrophobia" and could not escape the deluge of people coming at me from all sides, causing a mini-hype...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:04:00 GMT