About Me
hYO! THE NAMES PAYTON.
P-phunny.A-all a$%.Y-you hoe!.T-talkative.O-ohmazing.N-NIGGA! yes your amazed. i was brought into this somewhat great world on December 31st 1992. east coast girl but now i live in arizona. i drink chcolate milk with a spoon because it tastes better. i like to burp really loud and then blow it in your face. i love to eat ALOT but then i feel bad about it later haha. i love making new friends and i make them pretty fast but cross me once and i'll act like i've never met you. im really random and i yell alot and i have this thing where im always sticking my tounge out. i like to make faces at people when theyre turned away and then act like nothing happened when you look back. little kids drive me crazy especially fourth graders i dont know what it is but i think they are the worst. im not a neat freak but everytime im cleaning i have to wear gloves even when i change my little brother if i dont have gloves i wont clean it till i get some. i say whats on my mind and if i dont like something about you i'll tell you, hey its not being mean its telling the truth. someday im gonna be on tv and thats a fact.i am alot of funn if you hang out with me, you'll never have one boring moment with me. im probably the laziest teenager you've ever met, i DO NOT want a job but i need money. im happy that i have a brother because he can do things for me (: if your a girl and your ugly i will be friends with you but if your a guy thats ugly, i doubt it ha sucks for you. i can be really really mean sometimes and i like it and i dont care if you dont like it, just deal with it. i LOVE my friends to death, and if you mess with them i sure will be the first person to get in your face, its not that i like getting in peoples business; i do it because i like to help people especially my friends; so if you need help call me, but only if i know you. somethings that i need to work on is saying no to people, dont say things to make other people happy and not myself, dont let people off so easy, if something is bothering you say something about it && say what i need to say and not what i think i need to say; if i worked on all those things my life would be easier.
"Nellie"-hahah im never gonna get tired of calling you that, because i know you hate it. Well you're my one and only bestfriend,
i come to you for everything.
ha i love having our late night conversations on the phone,
even though i have summer school or you have to be somewhere early in the morning we STILL have are wonderful conversations.
ahh and i love how we always have funn no matter what we're doing,
and the weirdest stuff always happens when we're with each other! its the strangest thing i dont get why it happens but i love it.
haha like that black guy at walmart that walked by us,
he looked like one of those monkeys from madagascar.
(: you're the first bestfriend i've had thats never left me,
you are truely my bestfriend and i have a feeling that we're gonna be bestfriends forever.
and eventhough i'll be going to a new school,
that doesnt mean that im going to get a new bestfriend and forget youu,
because no one can ever replace you.
i'll call you everyday after school and we can tell each other about our day,
and you dont forget to call me when something funny happens at school.
im gonna miss you bestfriend. ILOVEYOUU. (:
"Hey beautiful, what's up?" "Your penis!"