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Brightous

Dont take life seriusly You'll never get out alive

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Britheous B. Anthony
Birthday: sometime in November
Birthplace: You just ASKED THAT
Current Location: FEchko's mansion
Eye Color: Zora's cavern blue waterfall aqua rush!
Hair Color: jet stream black oil dirt brown
Height: 5 ft 10 10 toes
Right Handed or Left Handed: BOTH HES A WRESTLER
Your Heritage: america
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jesus Sandals
Your Weakness: Rugby Players
Your Fears: Fat Fingers@@@!
Your Perfect Pizza: BLACK OLIVES
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beat everyone at worms armegeeddon
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: glilfhi;ruhfliau
Thoughts First Waking Up: whee woo whee woo im a siren
Your Best Physical Feature: nappy roots
Your Bedtime: 3:19 23 seconds AM
Your Most Missed Memory: I DONT REMEMEBR IT
Pepsi or Coke: BARQ's
MacDonalds or Burger King: ONION RINGS
Single or Group Dates: MONKEY ORIGIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: COCOA BITCH
Chocolate or Vanilla: RANCH DRESSING
Cappuccino or Coffee: WTF
Do you Smoke: only on retreat
Do you Swear: shit no
Do you Sing: only tro
Do you Shower Daily: whats.... a.... shower?
Have you Been in Love: with silence
Do you want to go to College: yes, if by college u mean ur mom's house
Do you want to get Married: WITH UR MOM
Do you belive in yourself: nice way to spell beleive
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but im fatally sick with dumbass sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: only in the AM
Are you a Health Freak: YES, im a cannibal
Do you get along with your Parents: only when they agree to share the meat
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when its raining babies
Do you play an Instrument: yea, to summon thunderstorms
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YeA i ThInK So....q3
In the past month have you Smoked: a few times or a hundred
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not on em. they in me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, mom said it was a good night
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fgbhlksug
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: if by oreos u mean babies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: BABIES?
In the past month have you been on Stage: to perform the baby eating ritual
In the past month have you been Dumped: nopersirreeebob
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my baby remains
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: BABIES@!@!
Ever been Drunk: didnt u ask this already?
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: once by chuck noris
Ever Shoplifted: babies arent sold in stores dumbass
How do you want to Die: choking on baby bones
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: BABY EATER
What country would you most like to Visit: ONE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE/ and china.... they have lotsa people, aka babies
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLACK PEOPLE
Favourite Hair Color: AZIANS!
Short or Long Hair: 3 FT 3 INCHES 3/16 INCHES
Height: 5 ft 6 inches 3/4 ounces
Weight: 6 kilograms
Best Clothing Style: baby bib,,.... baby shorts, maybe a pacifier
Number of Drugs I have taken: 23.859867 --- decimalage
Number of CDs I own: none, i steal mike's
Number of Piercings: that ive given? with guns?
Number of Tattoos: 236.94375 radical i
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOT EATING as many babies as i couild
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||| 16%"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." --John Stewart Mill--

My Interests

pwning noobs, being 1337, theologising circles around yo ass, taking over the world, wrestling, camping, BS'ing, eating babies, not taking life seriusly, getting russian stalkers, screwwing up relationships, giving deacon joe a hard time, making british lit movies.

I'd like to meet:

The pope! G dubbs, CS LEWIS!, the guy who does snake's voice, chuck noris, bruce cambell!!! Which Recent President Are You?

Books:

CS Lewis, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchet, Gary LAwson, (all the abovc ementioned stuff pwn JK Rowling)James Hogan, Tom Clancy,

Heroes:

any Pope ever, CS LEWIS, Bruce Cambell, The Scuba Steve, FR Steve, Gordan Freeman, Thomas Healey, James Hogan, Dan Gabell, Bruce Bomguardner, GW Bush, Jedi Master Kasiki