You’re Probably Chinese if... |
You're Probably Chinese if... You eat rice for breakfast.Your friends and everybody else assume you know Kung Fu.You remember or still use "the bowl" for haircuts.Your folk--s kitchen have a constant...
Posted by Wong way on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:34:00 PST |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach...
Posted by Wong way on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST |
Are you ASIAN? |
Are you ASIAN?WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AN "ASIAN" 1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs 2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. 3. You have more t...
Posted by Wong way on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST |
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP... |
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP...1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 a...
Posted by Wong way on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:41:00 PST |
Your love is... |
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...
delicious
Your hugs are...
warm
Your eyes...
sparkle like the stars
Your touch is...
the only thing I desire
Your smell is...
Posted by Wong way on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:21:00 PST |
Asian Jokes |
Top Ten Ways to be the Perfect Asian American Parent (From the 2nd Generation Perspective)
10. Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a boy/girlfriend yet.
9....
Posted by Wong way on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:54:00 PST |
You Know You're From Maryland If... |
You Know You're From Maryland If...- You think Ray Lewis is god- You can take apart a crab like a surgeon- Your mayor plays guitar in an Irish rock band- Ray Lewis really IS god- You played lacrosse b...
Posted by Wong way on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:23:00 PST |
You must be Chinese if... |
I can't believe how many I actually can relate to.1. You don't have matching bedding. 2. You don't have matching dishes. 3. At least one person in your family owns or knows how to use a sewing machine...
Posted by Wong way on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:22:00 PST |
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ! |
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take ...
Posted by Wong way on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:08:00 PST |
What's your pimp name? |
Your Pimp Name Is...
Long Dong Trickz
What's Your Pimp Name?...
Posted by Wong way on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:20:00 PST |
