If the heart is the most valuable organ, is the brain just a superstition?
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I'd love to meet some real pirates. When I grow up, after I've made my millions being a movie star, I'm going to get a ship, and become a pirate. Think about it. Pirates get to dress awesome, get wasted all the time, and shoot guns. Yar.
Johnny Cash, Lynard Skynard, Green Day, Eagles of Death Metal, Butt Rock!, 80's Music!!!, The Beatles, Franz Ferdinand, I'm huge on soundtracks!, Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Cake, Mazzy Star, AC/DC, Jack Johnson, The Doors, The Eels, Blondie, The Clash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Elton John, The Kinks, Caesar's Palace, The Kooks, The Shins, The Fratellis, The Dandy Warhols, The Subways, Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Apples in Stereo, The Strokes, Jerry Lee Lewis, anything I can get my hands on basically. I love music more than almost anything.
JAWS, ANCHORMAN, THE SHINING, GRINDHOUSE, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, Reservior Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, What About Bob?, Eyes Wide Shut, The Big Lebowski, Not Another Teen Movie, Lady in the Water, Talladega Nights, Elf, The Squid and the Whale, (Anything Will Ferrell), The Departed, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Super Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, American History X, A Clockwork Orange, Friday The 13th, Halloween, The Royal Tenenbaums, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Other Sister, This Boy's Life, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Anger Management, Anything by M. Night Shamalyan, anything by Stanley Kubrick, and anything by my darling Quentin Tarantino!
The Simpsons, SNL, Six Feet Under, LOST, Golden Girls, That 70's Show, Family Guy. You know what I mean.
East of Eden, ANYTHING by Stephen King, Breakfast of Champions, Flowers for Algernon, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Johnny Cash Autobiography, history, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, A Separate Peace, 1984, To Kill A Mockingbird, Too Sane a Murder, Redwall, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Illustrated Man, The Catcher in the Rye, Animal Farm, Watership Down, The Lord of the Flies, Calvin and Hobbes, A Wrinkle In Time, How to Build a Time Machine, House of Leaves. I will read anything. Reading is my life.
Conan O'brien is my number one hero! I love him. Watch him religiously. My number two hero is my high school English teacher. One of my favorite people in the world. My number three hero is Andy Kaufman. He was a damn genius. And of course, Harvey Muthafuckin' Kietel.