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Sexiest Women of Reality TV Calendar - 2009 Edition
"My Foreign Desh"
- New York International Film Festival Nomination -
I'm 29, but I look 28. People say I'm pretty, and sometimes I think so too, but my body dismorphia tricks me, ALOT!!!!
I have ridiculously large, overly enhanced tits, and they hurt all the fucking time. It makes it harder to be on top...I REALLY REALLY REALLY like to be on top. That's probably why they never HEAL. Maybe I should stop getting new serial numbers every fucking year.
I spend an obscene amount of time at the gym, because I have fucked up fat people genetics. I'm so hungry right now, and I just ate!! I have been trying to stop saying dude, for about ten years now, but it's not going anywhere, dude.
Sometimes I annoy myself with my perky fucking personality, and my stupidly awesome blond hair. Do you ever say something and want to punch yourself in the face cause your tone is so obnoxious? I do! I'm just sayin...
I cheated my way through school, because I'm academically retarded. But I'm "STREET WISE" and I watch the History Channel so don't worry about me k. Cause I can pull a mean rain man.
I laugh a lot, no A LOT...sometimes inappropriately, but screw it, it’s way better than taking life too seriously.
On a good day…I have the SPIRIT of a fairy lol (I’m happiest being nearly naked, with no shoes, dancing in the moonlight sand, at an exotic location…I travel A LOT), the HEART of philanthropist (I really like helping people, and will do my part to change the world, no question), the MIND of a master chess player (I don’t know if this is true, but sometimes I feel super smart), and the APPEARANCE of one of Hughes girls (seriously It‘s just cause I have huge fake boobs and blond hair), oh and I fuck like a porn star.
On a bad day I have the ANXIETY of a Chihuahua, the MIND of a bird (tweet, tweet), the PERCEPTION of a chubby bulimic, and a chart topping creepy streak, but that could totally go under the GOOD DAY category too!
Oh and I still fuck like a porn star...

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SEXIEST WOMEN OF REALITY TV CALENDAR - 2009 Edition-

Sexiest Women of Reality TV Calendar - 2009 Edition - Featuring Amanda IretonAvailable: September 10, 2008$13.99CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR CALENDAR @ www.RealityTVStuff.comIn addition to being a finalist ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:24:00 GMT

Friday, September 12th EVENT

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Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:14:00 GMT

IsThisHappening.com with Zack Taylor: September 6, 2008

September 06, 2008MY AFTERNOON WITH AMANDA IRETON...Earlier today I hung out with former MTV A Shot at Love contestant, Amanda Ireton... We had lunch at The Ivy and spoke about what she's up to these ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:54:00 GMT

INTERVIEW with Dale Robins of www.Amanda-Ireton.com: August 31, 2008

Q: What is your favorite color, junk food, sport and sexual position? A:-Aqua/turquoise/blue& -Chex mix (turtle or honey nut)& -Surfing -On top, but not necessarily in charge ;) Q: I've heard you have...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:31:00 GMT

Episode 9: Shot At Love 2

After last weeks incestual, boner filled, home visits, this one kinda felt like a yawn, right? Sidebar, how big do you think the hole in Jays wall is? It's so weird Tila was born without tear ducts, r...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:58:00 GMT

Episode 8: Shot At Love 2

Bo's little brother is officially scarred for life, and will probably never figure out what bisexual actually means! At least Bo finally cut the umbilical cord  you know, by staying in the hospital a...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:57:00 GMT

Episode 7: Shot At Love 2

WARNING: Walking on broken plastic glass can be a seriously dangerous sport. It may cause a small, quickly fading reddish hue to your skin, a barely visible surface scratch, or a little "owwww-ey" of ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:55:00 GMT

Episode 6: Shot At Love 2

Wow, this episode was packed with a lot of aimless sadistic cruelty& Right? Between torturing everybody with the "Stay or Go" challenge (aka "point out your castmates' character defects game"), and th...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:52:00 GMT

Episode 5: Shot At Love 2

Continued from last week&.Bo took the ultimate head butt, and brutal slow motion punch, resulting in snapped bones, broken teeth, wires, and surgery. The guy is either a Buddhist monk, or has been thr...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:49:00 GMT

Episode 4: Shot At Love 2

First off, a big thank you to the ladies for your awesomely gratuitous pool orgy! NICE!!! I mean, it was a little bit of that "straight girls in a bar, making out for the boys thing," but it was reall...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:48:00 GMT