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i am nothing. i am no one.

noth-ing-ness: lack of consequence, insignificance

About Me

I am false. I am fictional. I am meaningless. I am nonsense. I am nothing. I don't even know who i am.
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My Interests

clouds. crayons. applesauce. those sticky things you get in vending machines. watermelon (and various other fruits and vegetables). unicorns. peanuts. anything with googley eyes. ginzfortwoozlefims, as they belong to the previous category. fat snowflakes. math. a few select people. most anything with bright colors, moving parts, flashing lights, or other attractive mechanisms.

I'd like to meet:

a hippo.

Music:

(from red to purple, and black and silver and white): phish, string cheese incident, widespread panic, the big wu, mike gordon, pork tornado, trey, grateful dead, blackstar, tribe called quest, talib kweli, case, bilal, atmosphere, the violent femmes, hanson, britney, saves the day, m.j., n*sync, the steve miller band, counting crows, dashboard confessionals, outkast, jurassic 5, backstreet boys, jay-z, common, weezer, eminem, justin, jessica and ashlee, radiohead, disney soundtracks, nas, tupac, hi tek, christina.

Movies:

buffy the vampire slayer "does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?", reality bites "i am not under any orders to make the world a better place", three ninjas (1, 2, and not so much 3) "slow it down...slowin'", empire records "1:37 is an excellent time", alice in wonderland "move down, move down! clean cup for a clean cup of tea!".

Television:

buffy and the oc. and that is all.

Books:

i don't know how to read.

Heroes:

oh, like buffy the vampire slayer.

My Blog

my face is burning

it is really hard for me to say that i have been completely obsessed with the simple fact that my reflection, the only way i regularly see myself, is the complete opposite of what other people see of ...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

unfinished business?

i can't help but feel, as i sit here alone in a room full of books i will be expected to but never realistically capable of reading, that something was supposed to happen today that hasn't. that i hav...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

i am not sure what to put here

just enough to get my point across, i suppose. i am not sure if they allow women on submarines, but if they do, i would like to pursue that as a possible life path. i would like to exist somewher...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

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Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

have you ever been to a real post office?

i have. i get to go there today because i have a number of questions to ask about the postal service which are too complicated for me to communicate on the dry erase board of the deaf man who works a...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

a much more blatant way to show you

i have no answers as to why i never learned to spell. i would blame it on transferring schools when i was intending to master the more difficult rules. some people argue that my blog is impossible to ...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

in 16 minutes

the phone will ring. i will wash my hair and put on my jeans and go for a drive. i will drive to visit laramie. he hates storms. i will take of my tennis shoes. i will crouch next to him on the floor...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:38:00 PST

i don't know which is worse,

that this picture is upsidedown or that it is leaning to the right.
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

this is to you, infinity

above all this, unfortunately, is a procreating snail. don't even ask me how snails procreate, as a general rule. perhaps regenerative extensions of body parts. perhaps intercourse. you are my wheatie...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

lemons

i had two lemons. i left one behind when i moved last week. i think it was empty anyway. the second was smaller. i gave it to adam and he stepped on it. now i don't know where it went. i miss the...
Posted by i am nothing. i am no one. on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:01:00 PST