colonoscopy |
This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, gastroenteritis, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:37:00 GMT |
How to tell that you are getting old |
You know you are getting old when the bands you listened to in high school are now considered "classic rock."
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT |
Third party |
http://www.ThirdPartyTicket.com Open the Presidential Debates... or we will! In light of John McCain's attempts to stifle the presidentia...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:38:00 GMT |
How many zeros in a billion |
How many zeros in a billion? ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:53:00 GMT |
FUCKING SPAMMERS |
I hate spammers. You people need to fucking die! Go fuck yourself with a ten ton steel pole. Do I make myself clear?
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:55:00 GMT |
Things you don’t want to say to a woman |
1. Want to see my knife collection?2. Your friends hot. Can you introduce me?3. You want to fuck?4. (hitting on a girl working in a flower shop)I would love to pollinate your flower.5. Are your ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:10:00 GMT |
Libertarian party |
I joined the Libertarian party in the spring. I requested to be their friend. I got a reply that read "we do not accept friend request from comedians." What??!! Comedians are people ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:47:00 GMT |
