Chili Cook Off |
Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions ...
Posted by Rick on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:36:00 PST |
UPS Pilots vs Engineers |
> Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a> high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who> fly routinely in our jobs.>> After every flight, UPS pilot...
Posted by Rick on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST |
HILARIOUS!!! |
why parents have gray hair Just a reminder........Why Parents Have Gray HairA father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.Then he saw ...
Posted by Rick on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST |
Some funny stuffs |
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything youwant."So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Posted by Rick on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST |
My Light |
In my life, I have known sorrow and pain.
I've worked so hard, only for no gain.
I was stuck in a rut, with nowhere to go...
No pride to feel, no smile to show.
Everywhere around me, sadness loom...
Posted by Rick on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:38:00 PST |
Zen Sarcasm |
Zen Sarcasm 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.2. The journey of a thousand mile...
Posted by Rick on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST |
check out this hillarious clip. |
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=32
Posted by Rick on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:07:00 PST |
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY |
Body:
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. ...
Posted by Rick on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST |
Rejected Hallmark Cards |
Body:
"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:...
-- What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!...
-- Too bad no one likes your wife....
Posted by Rick on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:04:00 PST |
Adults Only Jokes... |
Here are some Adult oriented jokes
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.
Q.) ...
Posted by Rick on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:28:00 PST |
