So I'm Paul. I wield a lightsaber and grow my hair out so that maybe one day, I can be a rock star. I've got a pair of pipes that will melt your face off. I have a dog named Jingles. I'm lazy, and I love to procrastinate. I eat Cadbury eggs, Squirms and Dreamland. That's it. If you try to feed me anything else, I will just throw it up on your shoes. I have never had a job. Once I tried to get one at Borders, but they turned me down. I read books, listen to books, and watch TV about books. I never lie. I have dark hair, but it is brown, not black. I build my body by means of professional lumber jacking. I want to go to law school, but I don't think that I will want to be a lawyer. I'd much rather win the lottery. If I won the lottery, I would be able to pursue my true passions. Treasure Hunting/Being a pirate. Unfortunately, school has kept me from doing either of those, as there is no treasure hunting program at any school I have seen, and my classes occupy most of my time. My favorite colors are blue and black. I only wear tennis shoes and sandals. If you are shorter than me, I will make sure that you know it. I like people who are funny, and people who are smart. I wish I were more artistic. I love to listen to piano and power chords. The Darkness is my favorite band, and I once had my nipples pierced because of them. I think that Uma Thurman is the prettiest woman on earth. I love Starbucks. I'm learning to play the piano right now. I'm a horrible bridge burner. If you have any extra second chances, please give them to me. I really wanna buy a sailboat. I kind of want to get a tattoo, but I'm sure that I will regret it. I sing and dance and just try to have fun.
