Devlin Cliché™

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Im a vegetarian, those poor animals dont deserve to be eaten! Call me beep me if you wana reach me, and you know i'll say whats the sitch bitch. im not your everyday kind of guy, a normal guy wouldn’t care about what outfit you wear. on the other hand, i would come shopping with you and say something like, "where did you get that, i mean... why did you get that." i speak my mind alot. If you know a gay person, please dont tease them, or im gonna have to beat you with a stick on. Anyways thier probabbly cooler than you! i know how to have a good time. im very outgoing, lets party like a rock star, but you know your mistaken when you think imma buy you a drank. im actually very nice, people judge me by my cover. get to know me a little more before you judge or label me, please, like a vegan loves vegan cookies. i dont do drugs, i will not smoke two joints before i smoke two joints... and i will not smoke two more! one day im going to be the next Dolce and Gabbana, Chanelle or Louis Vitton. im gonna be a designer, and my ideas aren’t just all black and white. i care about alot of things, props for me.friends, family, relationships and myspace. i would choose myspace over food for the day. last but not least, a growing trend... my hair. i care so much about my hair right now. one day my prince in shining armor is going to come to my castle and ask, "Devlin Cliché, Devlin Cliché, let down your hair," and I’ll reply, "hell no. i just got done fixing it." because that’s just how i am.


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BRENDON.
Everyday, all day, you’re on my mind. The closest friend I’ve ever had. I talk to you more than I talk to my parents; I talk to you more than I talk to my family or friends. Being on the phone with you is my favorite part of the day. Being a big part of your life that means so much to you, is the best gift I think I could give anyone. No one can receive a greater gift in the world, than the relationship I’ve given you. I’ve given you hope, trust, laughter, motive, ambition, sadness, hurt but more than anything else… love. I’ve been there for you EVERY time that you needed someone. I’ve never backed down from a favor or a request from you. Im here for you and your there for me. Were the perfect team and no one… NO ONE can tear us apart. Not even our parents, as their trying to do already. I’ve heard countless times our relationship isn’t worth the distance, wait and stress. But I think it is and so do you… what else of a motive do we need. We have each other. You have me; I have you… that’s all I need.

JESSICA.
You are so amazing. Our friendship was parted by distance, but we are strong enough to keep it together. I love the fun times we have together. When im on the phone with you i feel like i can say anything, and when im with you i feel like i can do anything around you. I’ve known you since 6th grade but really only became friends with you in the 7th grade. i regret the time that i took for granted with you. i wish we could see each other more often, it would make my life. Me and you piss each others moms off by telling each other to tell them I love you. But its so true, and they know it. and then one thing I will never forget is when you mom said “Hey there girlfriend, what’s up?” that made my whole month! I think I talk to you too much on the phone, its like a disease. But hey, if I didn’t talk to you on the phone every afternoon, then I don’t know what else would be my daily pick up, because you always make me smile. I just wish we lived by each other, if we did… wow. I don’t even want to begin to think about that! When im around other friends, I always think what would Jessi do, or what would I say if you were here. Because everything you do is funny. You are so hilarious, and i can’t wait for you to be my best man!

CAMILLE.
We see each other everyday weather we like it or not. Our moms our the most different types of moms I’ve ever seen, their defiant opposites. Your mom wants me to come to raves with you, when my mom forbids it for life. But you mom is probably one of the coolest moms I know, shes so funny!! We’ve done so much together and when ever were together we cause some kinda trouble. Its funny to see how we’ve grown over the years, but its really neat how we didn’t float apart. I cherish our friendship a lot, although theres some things I don’t like, but theres much more that I do. People tell me that you’re a bad influence on me, but I don’t know where I would be today if it wasn’t for you. You’ve showed me and introduced me to a lot of good, and bad things. But I don’t know where I would be with some of the good things weren’t there for me to pick up on. I remember the first day we really “hung out.” It was the first day we walked home from Marama together, and then you broke the typewriter and you were throwing my Pez things everywhere. Wow, what nerds. I always look forward to our Wal*Mart trips, they always are so exciting. Hanging out with you are some of the most high energy situations I’ve ever been in. you have that AMAZING hilarious personality, and I just love it to death. You can make anything funny, which always leaves me laughing.

KAILEY.
Do I even know where to start, you came into my life in the 7th grade, I didn’t take to you too well… but you grew on me. I see you everyday which is really nice. Alot of people I know make fun of you, and you go trough a lot of drama in your life. But you stay together, and you stand tall and strong, and I respect that so much about you! No matter what anyone says, you come out on top… that’s an amazing quality to have. If only I were like that, your very special. Your personality is so amazing. You are always doing the next weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. You always make the funniest faces, they make me giggle. Your so good at what you do, being a great friend, and singing. Im so jealous of your amazing voice, see you on Broadway babe! Last year… we had SO many inside jokes. Hopefully this year we could have just as many as we did last year. I think we had so many we needed to make a list to keep track. Me and you wear the same glasses subscription, I think that’s pretty sweet… twins separated at birth. I senses of humor are sort of alike, except yours is better. We even look sorta the same… accept not! The one this that made me month this month, was when we were talking in code. No one knows what the HELL we were talking about. That was pretty much amazing. Its so perfect how perfect we are. “Jesus rocks, god is hot, we are holy.”

ASHLEY.
Within two weeks of coming back to school I feel closer to you than I have ever felt. And don’t worry… I LOVE it! were more alike this year than last year, I suppose. Your so nice to me and you know that im going to be nice back. The one thing I admire most is that you can respect and trust me. Trust me to pay you back, and respect me enough to bring a gallon zip-lock bag of Frost Flakes to school for me because I wanted them. Wow how amazing is that… doesn’t get any better than that. Your so funny, and your sister is in love with me. I remember when I went toy our house, she kept “fainting” every time she saw me. And your dad wouldn’t let us go downstairs together because he taught we were going to make out! And your little brother is the cutest thing in the world. You’re a great big sister, and a great friend. I wouldn’t trade your friendship for anything. Well maybe $100,000. no, no… not even that. Im just so happy were friends. I love seeing you in school, your always such a happy person.

KATRINA.
im ready to start over. lets hope for the best. that ship has sailed bitch! i hate you fucking guts. slut.

CRYSTAL.
I’ve only seen you twice in real life but feel like I’ve been with you forever. Were so alike in so many ways. And you just make a really nice friend. I love you so much; you’re like one of the coolest people I know. Your face is so gorgeous and im going to give you a Mohawk, or at least be there when you get one. Me and you are going to have to hang out a lot more if you really want our kids to be raised right. (I got her pregnant.) we are going to name out kids apple and Joe. If their both girls we will just get over it. Because that’s just how accepting we are! When we are together I feel like I can act as retarded as I want or be who I want to be, and you wouldn’t care less. Just as long as were still friends, and I really like that. And im so happy that were going to be a family. Its something I’ve been looking forward to for a long time, sort of. But don’t worry, were going to be friends for a long time.

TOM.
You are like one of the coolest gay guys I know, and you always make me laugh because you just prance around. It makes me all giggly. Im so happy crystal introduced me to you, your such a great person. You’re sweet, kind of and really nice. We had so much fun at Elitches that day; I can’t wait to do it again. I hate it when you call yourself fat or ugly, because we ALL know that your not. So just get over it, you’re the skinniest thing I’ve ever seen! But your stomach is all white, its silly. Txting you is always so much fun, I don’t know why but I like it. the only other thing I don’t like, is that your always so depressed. There’s so much to look forward to in life, and I don’t want you hurting yourself over it. I told you, just as a reminder, im ALWAYS here for you. Just call me and I will try to get there. Life isn’t as bad as you think, and I like your hair short. And “Sexy emo pants” look so good on you, I love it. don’t ever wear anything else. Your mom is so nice to me, I love her. I wish my mom was like her… but its okay. You’re lucky. You’re such a great friend, thanks for that.

SOPHIE.
Where the hell can anyone start with you. Your personality is trough the roof. You are defiantly (next to Camille) the craziest person I know. And when I knighted you I pronounced you “Scene King.” So all you other wana-bes can bow at her super scene feet. This year, in the first couple of weeks got really close, and im so glade. I always used to admire you and look up to you. Because I saw you as such an inspirational person. There’s more than beats the eye with you, you’re a really amazing person. When I first started noticing you I taught you were just some stuck up kid that I wouldn’t like. But then I started to get to know you a little more and a little more and now I love you so much. I hope nothing can come between us, because you’re so sweet. You always make me laugh with your outrages face and your hilarious jokes. You’re so funny, and nothing in this world can come close to your personality. One day im going to find this really great girl for you then im going to be your pastor and marry you! Were totally BFFL.

TULLY.
You ARE my number one aspiration. I want to be just like you, I want to act like you and I want to have your same out look on life. You’re so easy going and it doesn’t look like you care what anyone says about you. You are amazing in every way, shape or form. You are the most overall good natured human being I know. I’ve seen you a fare amount of times throughout our friendship, but that’s no where near enough. I would love it if we got to see each other everyday, because you’re just so cool. I don’t think you understand how much I admire you. You’re just like everything I’ve ever wanted to be, you have accomplished it and I haven’t. Everything you do makes me laugh, because you just Tully. There’s no other way to describe it. Your such an amazing individual, and everything you do is original. NO one, no one… can be like you. You are going to be the one and only Tully on this earth. And if there’s another one, I’ll just shank em’ up. Please don’t ever change who you are, your so amazing. And its always going to be that way.

SARAH.
Why did you have to walk out on my life? Why… just as we were starting to get closer. Just as I was starting to realize that me and you were going to be really amazing friends. Friends for life, you had to switch schools. It made me so sad, and I cried over you. You have a whole new life now… one that doesn’t involve me. I just wish that it was how it used to be. And we could keep building up our friend ship. But no… you’re gone now. And with you being out of my life for four years… I don’t know how we can pick our old relationship up. I really wanted to be a better friend to you. I took for granted the entire 6th and 7th grade with you. I didn’t see how much that you really wanted to be friends with me. 8th grade was amazing, and I thank you for that. I could always count on you and you were always there for me. We’ve been trough some shit together, but none of that matters…Just as long as we came out on top. I just hope you don’t forget me, I will never forget you.

MAYA.
You too… why did you have to leave my life, just as we were starting to become stronger friends. I can’t believe that a friend moving to another school could impact your life so much. Me and you were really close, I just hope we can hang out enough to keep it that way. Because you really did mean a lot to me and I valued our friendship very much. You would have you moments, but I can see past stuff like that, I know how you really are and I know that sometimes people can act a little different. When you got your braces off I was so happy, because you have AMAZING teeth. I will always be jealous; you have like the model perfect mouth. And that one day when I went to your house with Camille, we had such a good time. Your dad just cracks me up so hard core. And all of your dogs are so funny, omgawd. And that secret stairway you have is the scariest thing I have ever seen. But in the end, I hope we will be okay!

SHANA.
Ever since I’ve known you, you have been there for me. You are my shoulder to cry on, you are my designated person I vent trough. I can tell you anything and everything. I did somthing really mean to you once, and im so thankful that you got over it. im sorry and I will never do something so mean to you ever again. Or anything mean for that matter. You are so nice to me and I really treasure that and not taking granted of it either. When ever im on the phone with you, I laugh so hard. Even if I don’t make it sounds funny verbally its funny no matter what. You cuss for no reason at all and it makes me just giggle so hard core. Talking to you is always the best part of any day! Im so happy that your moving to Colorado. I cant wait to see you… that often. Don’t forget to bring Brendon with you. And thanks for being there for me. You are so special, and you really do mean a lot to me.

NIKKI.
Ever since we were born we were really close. Maybe that’s because were just cousins, but still im not close with a lot of my cousins. You, Megan and I have always been the three musketeers. I love it, and I wouldn’t trade it for the world. I really truly do mean that. You and Megan have made such an impact in my life, you keep me in line, you prevent me from doing things I want to do and you don’t even know it. You’ve been there for me and I will be there for you. One of the most important parts of our family is you and i. our relationship cant be described in words or with any emotion however. But its there and it thrives. Im so happy that we will always be there for each other, as loving family and caring friends. You I feel is my competition and I feel I have to exceed YOUR standards, I look up to you and I try to follow in your foot steps, and you don’t even know it. im so happy were family. Let’s never change who we are.

MEGAN.
You and Nikki are my idols. I want to be just like you. That’s not something everyone would feel about another person, but our relationship is priceless. You always make me laugh, and laughing is proven to make you live longer. That one night at 3am when we couldn’t fall asleep from laughing so hard, sharing that kind of love. That made me life at least five years longer, that’s how hard and long I laughed. There’s something in you, a spark of something that just glows on me. Whenever were together laugher is in the air. Its something that comes natural, something we cant help and that’s amazing. Growing up with you was the highlight of my child hood. Im never going to forget the one year I lived in Wisconsin. To have the ability to see you two everyday was just perfect. We were bestest of friends… and always will be. Never change Megan. You are perfect just the way you are. You are the hottest tom-boy I know, and no one can top your standards. Just keep being who you are, and it will lead me to who im going to be. Thanks for being there for me.

LINDSEY/ALEX/ABBEY.
You guys are so hilarious, and so lucky you found each other… and me of course. Working at Major Goulsbeys was so much fun. In a way I HATED it… but with you guys it made it all worth wild. I got to really bond with you, 6 hours a day for a week and a half; you kind of have to get close to each other. But our friendship isn’t that strong… but I know it will grow in time. Twice a year when I go to Wisconsin im going to come see you guys. And we are going to have such a fun time, don’t you worry. Were going to go shopping everyday and just have an amazing time. Next summer im only working Summerfest if im working it with you guys! There is no other way im going to get into my greasy sweaty clothes and slave over 100 degree lights for nothing. That whole joke of me hugging what’s his face was SO hilarious beyond words. But Lindsey got to him before I could. And Alex… you were the loud crazy one. At night when we went home on the drunken bus, you tried to hard to fit it. it made me laugh so hard! And Abbey… you are such a great person. You’re so pretty and there’s a lot going for you. I want to see you grow up so bad. Last but not least, Lindsey… you are the great. Just pretty damn dandy. You always make me laugh and you have the cutest little smile I’ve ever seen. I love you guys!

MARY.
When we were re-united this summer I had NO idea we were childhood playmates. Apparently we spent all of our time together, and I would give ANYTHING to remember it. From what you told me our childhood days were priceless. I wish we would have stayed in touch, but now there’s hope. Everything you’ve told me and all the things you remembered were those happy parts of your childhood. Im so happy that I was there to make that big of an impact in you. Now you have made one in my life. Hearing about all the things we used to do really made me feel happy, its kind of indescribable… but it meant a lot for you to remember all of that. I only wish I was still there for you, but I can still see you twice a year when I go to Wisconsin. Thanks for giving me a childhood, thanks for giving me happiness. Your a great person, and you grew up so wonderfully.

SHANELLE.
Me and you have been on and off since 6th grade. But although you kind of went trough this odd stage when I was in 7th grade, you pulled trough it! I hated when I heard all those rumors of you being anorexic, it made me so sad. Because your so damn beautiful and you don’t need to abuse your body like that. Me and you are going to audition for Americas next top model together, and were both going to make it. Well we all know that you’re going to win! Every morning in Spanish is like a gift to me, it’s always so much fun. You can never make a class dull or boring unless you’re NOT in it. You can make anything funny, I just know you can. Your life has so much going for you, you looks and most defiantly your singing. You have such an amazing perfect singing voice, and I know that can get you somewhere. Your going to be Americas next top model AND the next American idol! Shanelle I just know you are going to be something famous some day, I know it, in the pit of my pot belly stomach that stretches to the ground. And now that’s pretty serious! So just keep shooting for the stars, because you’re going to get there!

YASMINE.
Me and you, like many others have grown ALOT just in the past couple of weeks of school. At challenge day we cried our hearts out together and that really meant something to me. That me and you, you and me could stand there holding each other and cry on each others shoulders. That kind of love and acceptance is priceless. thanks you for being there for me to hold, thanks for being there everyday to smile at me, and thank you for your friendship. I love seeing you everyday and I love getting a hug from you everyday. Were really not that different and were really not that alike. But we can bond very well. Your laughter makes me laugh, and your smile makes me smile. Please don’t leave the school, because your one of those people that I look forward to seeing everyday.

LEAH.
Me and you really don’t hang out much. But the times that we did were really amazing. You are such a nice person, your smart, talented, beautiful and a great friend. Everyone I know that knows you LOVES you. And that’s saying something really big. If that many people like you, you must know you’re a good person. You’re so nice to me and you’re not afraid to say hi and hug me all the time. Thanks for being there at school for me, and thanks for letting me know your there. You’re a really good people person, and that’s probably the only reason we became friends. Your outlook on life and your whole personality is gold. You’re like THE perfect person. You probably don’t feel the exact same about me, but I feel this way about you. Thanks for being my friend.

THOMAS.
Let me start with thank you. You have the guts to do what no one else would. You had the heart to notice what no one else would. You had the mind to tell me what you really saw. You are the ONLY reason that I have a heroes section. You are the ONLY reason that im not going to take my friends for granted anymore. You are the ONLY reason that I want to recognize my love and compassion for my friends. You are the ONLY reason that I now see what I’ve been missing, you've opened my eyes. Myspace friends will never in a million years, replace real friends. Myspace isn’t life, friends are. And why I didn’t realize this earlier I don’t know. But thank you for telling me, thank you for changing my out-look on life. Thank you for pointing me in the right direction. You’re not even my friend and you don’t want to be, I respect that. But just the fact that you know you changed my life for the better is good enough for me. I don’t want friend’s ship from you if you don’t want it, but thanks for respecting me, thanks for giving me what I deserve. A few strict words and a firm hand. You’ve changed my life, and you probably don’t even know that.

LINDSEY.
Me and you have grown on each other so much in two weeks. For what reason I don’t know why, but im PERFECTLY fine with that. Thanks for wanting to be my friend, your going to get that same attitude and respect back. I always used to look down on you and think you were a slut. But since I’ve gotten to know you better, your really not like that. You’re a simple human being that just wants to be. And one that needs some friends that really care about them. And just to let you know im always here. I know you have a lot of other friends you know much better, but if you need to… im always here to talk to. You mean a lot to me now, and im not going to let a friend be sad. Thanks for talking to me at school, and thanks for acknowledging my existence. You’re a really great person at heart and I wish I saw that at the start. But don’t worry… is see it now.

AUDREY.
In 6th grade we were total buddies. And the beginning of 7th grade we were pretty good too. But after that, we faded from each other so hard core. It was horrible. I missed you so much and I didn’t know what I was going to do without you. I never forgot how our friendship used to be. I still have a lot of notes that we used to pass, and I still remember all the things we used to talk about and do. And I was so scared you had forgotten about me, and you hadn’t even gone anywhere. Something happened, and I didn’t like it. but now… were good again. Im so happy, its opened doors its showed me light. You are such a great person. I saw you for such a bitch for just leaving our friendship but now your back. And that makes me real smiley. You are the cutest thing in this WHOLE world. No ones cuter than you. You’re not fat, you’re gorgeous. You’re a very good person. I can’t wait to see you grow up. Thanks for being my friend.

BLAIRE.
We have been best friends since the 6th grade. And I don’t regret a minute of it. We were really close in 6th grade, and in 7th grade we got even closer. Till 8th grade, that period of time when you got REALLY emo. And I didn’t like what you were turning into but I still considered us friends. Then all of a sudden, magically, we went to north field and declared our self re-united best friends. It made me so happy, to see you happy again. I didn’t like the emo Blaire. And now everyday we get a hug from each other and I just love it. I get all big and smiley every time I see you in the hall. And I especially like our run and jump into each others arms hug! Their the bestest. I just hope we can stay super good friends forever, because that would make me really happy! Your like the perfect friend now. And I can’t wait to move out to Stapleton by you, and then, we will be inseparable! Best friends for life. Stay the way you are now, its perfect, its you. Thanks for being my best friend again, thanks for being there for me again, thanks for giving me love again. I love you!!!

KAT.
I remember us talking about Ruben in the 6th grade and that always made the silly old Devlin giggle! And we really didn’t talk much except for a hello here in there in the hall. Until last year…science. We found something we both could relate to, Americas Next Top Model. It just picked up from there, we became better and better friends ever since. Thank god for that show! This year after our ANTM premier party, we just got so amazingly close, and im just dying with happiness! We hug everyday and we eat lunch everyday. You always make me laugh and give me a smile. Currently you are the background on my phone, now that’s a privilege. I think its so cute how you’re like obsessed with Harry Potter, now that’s the best shit ever!! Im defiantly going to take Nevel Long-Bottom away from you, because I totally own him. I just love your sense of fashion; you can pull of the neatest outfits. You have your own made up ego and your own personality, don’t ever change it. Your such an amazing person!

HANNAH.
“You are the air I breathe, for without you I have no breath. My lungs need to be filled with air, and that is you.” As accurate as you wish that was, im sorry to crush your poor little teen heart, but it’s not honey! But… that pretty damn close. You and I have grown EMENSLEY closer in this past year. Sure we talked a little last year but all of a sudden this year were like attached at the hip! I think its funny how people can connect so easily, just like you and me. My favorite thing about you is your whole attitude trough the day. It makes me smile, because it changes so often. Like one second your totally nerdy, the next your ghetto fabulous, and the next your valley girl. I think it’s the cutest thing, I love to see what your mood is next because its always a Kodak moment. You seem a lot different to me last year, but this year I can really see who you are as a person, and as an individual. You stand tall and strong. I don’t think anyone can knock down your wall as easy as 1,2,3. I know I never could. Hannah you’re a really amazing person, thanks for putting a big smile on my face everyday. That means so much to me.

STELLA.
This year is going to be our first official year as friends together. I can’t wait to continue on our friendship… its going to be amazing, I just know it. I can’t remember how we started talking, but we just did. But im glad we did, your such a nice person and anyone would give anything to be your friend. You’re so silly when it comes down to talking about shaving yourself! Wow… that could sound so wrong to a lot of people, in so many ways!! But everyday, Im happy to get a hug from you, and everyday when I see you I just giggle, I don’t know why, but your one out of the few people that dose that to me. Your just special I guess. There are some people that you just click with sometimes, and we sort of just did that. It think the way we met, was just walking down the hall next to each other and just immediately decided to become best friends. I think its funny how we just automatically clicked together, I loved it! This year is just going to get better and better for us, so let’s just hope for the best. I know we are going to be friends for a long time!

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