man down

We all met one day at a Soulfull Sounds of the 70's Weekend kareoke night in upper Madison. Chris Clayton was moonlighting as a mc in a local Cypress Hill cover band. He walked up to Sean Patrick Ryan (like the movie), who was at that juncture in his life a cover model for Soldier of Fortune Magazine, and asked him what color of shirt looks best with a cornflower blue necktie. Meanwhile 3.4 feet away Richard (dick) Payne was explaining the intricacies of the fabled Dickieride to a random bar regular when Raymond Husmann came crashing down off the 2 foot stage, mid chorus of the beautifully written Dancing Queen (little too drunky?), landing unceremoniously on Richard's (dick's) new John "the spider" Salley's Avia sponsered sneakers. This gangly falling action caused Raymond's chocolate bar to land directly into Chris's peanut butter and SHAZAAM.... man down was born. Stay tuned for paragraph 2 in the continuing saga.......