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Lonely Vibraphone

i'm the goddamn governor's son

About Me

"I am a tariff man, standing on a tariff platform." - William McKinley

"I didn’t believe one man should have so much service, and another man have none." - Leon Czolgosz

My Interests

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Member Since: 11/22/2005
Band Members: funikwasbaby (8:33:31 PM): no idea

funikwasbaby (8:33:41 PM): trevor
Record Label: none
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Person

The boy snapped rubber bands onto the ball of rubber bands. The ball got bigger but it was only rubber bands. And what good were rubber bands to the boy except to make a ball? The boy didn't know but ...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

The Embezzlement

The French teacher was in the front. "I don't like to buy the fancy cakes," she said, and she knew the students were neither impressed nor unimpressed. A student said among his friends, "I ate the bab...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST

Sai

The stately infant was sitting in the garden, no more corpselike than when she came. Larks pecked at the bright circles in her head, between brief closings of her eyelids. It was humid. The sight of m...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

’de.?s eks ’ma?k?i.na? OR "Boom Snap Clap Turn Around"

Andrew's yard was full of rodents. "I need help, Douglass," he quipped to Douglass.Following his amigo's advice, Andrew blew his horn into the burrow-hole. Wise Douglass corrected thusly. "You have th...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

face as a stabber

face as a stabberwith more lectures and more letters i breathe. an empty canon is a canon without gunpowder, and a canon without gunpowder is a lecture of hate. lemmings fall off the rooftops like so ...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

Whose disposition was submersion cried, "Clip his wings."

Whose disposition was submersion cried, "Clip his wings."When Segueway opened the door, Case was standing open-mindedly at the planks lining the floor. And he was greeted with a swarm of icy liquid.Th...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

The Young Magistrate

The Young MagistrateEuclid (offstage): But the question is more to how to show than to what to show.Thom (offstage): Irrelevant . There is more time in forgiving than forgetting, no?(Blank Pause)Nigel...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

Not Becoming Gratified

Mother is taking her pills, let me tell 'ya.A recent contraction occured in a small town. Six members undertook renovations on a sea shanty--two of them elders, two of them children, and two of them i...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

Endearing

STANZA ONEWe sat on the damn dirty ground.We threw our coats way up in the air,The one that we had all the lambs killed forAnd then in an instantThe sun closed upClosed like my fist around a peach on ...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

Never was the babel true.

Never was the babel true.Come spring a small scent arrive, one of sneezing. Mucus is plastered in the nostrils of a wary man, who finds it necessary to visit the local infirmary to willingly pain hims...
Posted by Lonely Vibraphone on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST