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*BEDAZZLER*

Midnight Spank with Extenzeeeee is what its all about

About Me

Well lets see, it has taken me awhile to actually sit down and fill this out. About me...ummmm well I am still trying to figure out where I belong. I am a weird and crazy type of person which makes it difficult for people to truely understand me. I have a really crude sense of humor which alot of people dont get. To be perfectly honest, I am a difficult person to get along with. Life throws so many hurdles and if you go through it without fun then life becomes boring and organized. You need the spontaneous. I have lived in Maryland my whole life which is why I want to get out and explore what else the world has to offer. I am currently in school which makes it difficult to get out and meet people b/c school takes up alot of my time. But you gotta do what you gotta do, to get where you wanna be. I am my own comedian and no one is listening.
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?Profile Edited by YourPimpSpace Editor

My Interests

Radiology, work, hanging out, movies. My life is chaos. There is always something going on. I'm pretty damn lazy and indecisive, so just about anything.MY MYSPACE IS BORING! Leave now before its too late!!This gets my attention!!!

I'd like to meet:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow. And help me remember....When I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

According to experts, my personality type is :
Village Idiot
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  • They suffer from road rage
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    Music:

    My ear for music is always changing.

    Movies:

    Yeah I am into them.

    Television:

    Nothing interests me on television these days. These reality tv shows suck ass.

    Books:

    Lets see...... I have read a few in my day, however right now I dont have the time. And I really dont want to share any with you.

    Heroes:

    I am my own hero!!

    My Blog

    The Fuck Word

    Using The Word FuckIn regards to flexible use of language, fuck is probably the most versatile word in the whole English language. It can be used in many different ways.Noun: I dont give a fuck. Adjec...
    Posted by *BEDAZZLER* on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST