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I'm married to a wonderful man who makes me happier then I ever thought possible. He has made everything in my life so much better. I can't imagine how I lived this long without him. (Why didn't I meet you 10 years ago?) My life has improved so much because of him. Joe is by far the best thing to ever happen to me. Finally I am living the happy, fullfilling life I've always dreamed about. My life is finally where I've always wanted it to be. 89 more years baby!

I am the very proud mom of 2 wonderfully, adorable children. My son, Sebastian, just turned 9. He's the best little boy too. You never know whats going to come out of his mouth! His sense of humor is fantastic too! My daughter was born on 11/14/08. Her name is Rayne (pronounced "Rain"). She was 9 1/2 lbs and 22 inches long. We all love her to pieces, shes such a good baby, and growing like a weed and looks so much like her daddy.

Originally from NY, lived in FL for 4 years. I made most of my best friends while living in FL. I miss them all so much! Raven, she's like the little sister I never had, she's hot as hell and such a great friend, and we have the same insane temper. Sadie, my wifey, she's a great, strong, beautiful girl. Heather, met her at the library, of all places. We've had a LOT of fun together! Ashley "McTitties", little moose (haha), I love her, she's a silly, sweet girl. Tina, started out as my babysitter, but we had so much in common, we couldn't help but be close friends. Now, my bestest since we were little (like... 3?) is living in FL (and I miss her), my Margie!

Of course, I can't forget my NY girls! Sarah, Samantha, the other Samantha, Erin, Jessica. I've known you all for like ever and I love each one of you! I'm lucky to have such great friends!

I can't forget to mention my wonderful family. I have the best, most supportive parents. 2 little brothers, both I've been pretty close to. I'd do anything for my family!

I'm a pretty laid back girl. I'm very very sarcastic. I grew up in the country but feel more comfortable in the city. I love going shopping, 4 wheeling, to the movies, to the beach, getting tattooed, fishing (unless i have to row...lol), or just curling up at home watching tv. I hate spiders, clowns, and not being able to see my feet when in water. I love my son, my daughter, my Joe, my whole family, my friends, cars, motorcycles, the water, sunshine, and being a tall hot blonde. I'm a very good cook, and I should be by right, since both my Mom and Gramma are awesome cooks. I love shoes, the color pink, stars, faeries, Swedish Fish candy, scary movies, and flowers. Halloween is my FAVORITE holiday!

I'm a practicing, solitary Wiccan and have been since I was 18. Its been all around me my entire life, I just had to realize what it was. I never felt like I belonged in church, I belong outside, as that's where the Goddess is.

I'm VERY honest & straight forward (some people consider that being a bitch but, whatever). If something pisses me off, your gonna know about it. I have a tendency to speak THAN think about what I said, its gotten me in trouble a few times, but at least you know its the truth!

I love tattoos and have a bunch of them. (I'm working on a 1/2 sleeve right now) All of them are pretty big, none of this little sissy 1 inch girly shit. (I HATE STAMP COLLECTORS BRAGGING ABOUT "OH, I HAVE 15 TATTOOS". BULLSHIT BITCH, YOU HAVE 15 LITTLE 10 MINUTE TATTOOS. I HAVE OVER 20 HOURS WRAPPED UP IN 1 TATTOO. SHUT UP!) If your gonna do it, do it big! But don't get me wrong, I'm a bit of a girly girl at times, just not all the time.

I hate bitches who try too hard; skanks who wear too much make-up; trashy bitches who talk too loudly; hoes that pop off at the mouth on myspace when I know, in person they won't say anything. {{If u can't impress ppl by being yourself, u suck, get over it.}} I hate liars, cheaters, and whores who spread rumors. Just a tip... if you need to make up stories about yourself to make you look better... you suck.

White trash and horse girls amuse me. Especially the ones that think they aren't white trash, but are still wearing the '80's poofy hair and bad clothes, (this is mostly pointed towards the 'EX WIFE'...). While I'm ranting about the topic... you frigid bitch, your just like your mother. Have fun running your new man into the grave just like your mom did. I hope your horses fill the void that your empty, barren ovaries have left you. Apparently God has not chosen you to have babies. GOOD CHOICE ON GOD'S PART! Please don't adopt any kids either, those kids have been through enough, they don't need you and your psycho bullshit. I also hate people that say they're going to do something, and don't do it. There seems to be a lot of the above mentioned people around here too... hmmm... wonder who?

MOST IMPORTANTLY... I HATE DEAD BEAT DADS!! LIKE THE DEAD BEAT DAD THAT OWES ME OVER $55,000 IN BACK CHILD SUPPORT FOR A SON THAT HE HAS NEVER MADE AN EFFORT TO CONTACT IN OVER 8 YEARS. YOUR A LOSER, PIECE OF SHIT, ASSHOLE AND I HOPE YOUR BODY IS RIDDLED WITH PAINFUL CANCER OF THE COLON AND TAINT. FUCK YOU JON!

I also hate bitches that try to come between me and my man. So, just stop. Its not a safe place for you to be. Mind your business and walk away! (girls have gotten busted in the mouth before for this... told u to just walk away...WHY do they NEVER listen?)