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WELL WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK KENFRIBEDRI STANDS 4? KENTUCKYFRIEDBEERDRINKER! I HAD ANOTHER PROFILE WITH MY URL, KENTUCKYFRIEDBEERDRINKER, WITH A HOTMAIL ACCOUNT, WHICH I DIDN'T LIKE. MY DUMBASS DELETED THE MOTHAIL, WITHOUT DELETIN' MYSPACE 1ST!! BEER MAKES PEOPLE HAVE A BRAINFART! SORRY 4 FRAINBART! I GUESS THAT PROFILE IS STUCK 4EVER? MY REAL NAME'S JEFF, I'M DEER BRINKIN' IN KOUISVILLE, TENLUCKY! I THOUGHT 2 MYSELF, SINCE I'M FROM KY., & I LIKE 2 DRINK BEER, WHY NOT CALL MYSELF, BENT KEERS, I MEAN KENT BEERS??????? THIS IS MY 5TH MYSPACE PROFILE, I HAD 2 RECREATE myspace.com/jasky502, into /yksaj because of 2 many problems! Nothin' would work all the sudden!! Also, i've got /jasouky ,/modrac69,/freeborn1971/ibleedethblueth I've also got 4 youtube.com profiles /jasky502 /jaslouky /strictlysnider /STR8UPKENTUCKYFRIED WHY SO MANY U ASK, BECAUSE I CAN, THAT'S WHY!! THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED 2 BEER ONLY NOTHIN' ELSE!!!! I WOULD LOVE 4 ALL OF U2 HELP ME MAKE ALL MY PAGES BETTER, I'VE GOT AN OPEN BEER BUZZED MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: KENT BEERS
Birthday: 2/17/71
Birthplace: SHELBYVILLE,KENTUCKY
Current Location: LOUISVILLE,KY.(J-TOWN)
Eye Color: SHIT BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN PEPPER-N-GREY SALT
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ACTUALLY BOTH WHEN I JACK OFF! JACK OFF ALL TRADES!
Your Heritage: GERMAN I THINK IT'S DEUTCH?
The Shoes You Wore Today: NONE, I'M BEIN' A BAREFOOT KY.FRIED HILLBILLY
Your Weakness: PORN-N-MEAT BEATIN'
Your Fears: THE PORN STORE GETS CLOSED DOWN, THE STORE RUNNIN' OUT OF BABY OIL!
Your Perfect Pizza: HAVEN'T HAD IT YET!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TO BE ABLE 2C MY FLACCID PENIS, WHICH MEANS I HAVE 2 GET A FLAT STOMACH!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I DON'T USE IT.....SHOULD I? IF SO, TELL ME WHY?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I GOTTA GET RID OF THIS HARD ON!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: IT USED 2B MY ASS
Your Bedtime: SOMETIMES,WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN, SOMETIMES WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!!!!
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: COCAINE, I'M SORRY, I MEANT COKE, MY BAD!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MACKING!!! THE COMBO OF BOTH, LOOK 4 A CHAIN OF THEM NEAR YOU!!
Single or Group Dates: I WANT 1ON1 WITH A LADY!!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THE LIPNESS MONSTER TEA!!!!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOVILLA!! THE COMBO OF BOTH! MATTER OF FACT 1 OF MY HOMEGIRLS, IS NAMED CHOVILLA!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFCCINO, THE COFFEE THE GANGSTERS DRINK!
Do you Smoke: GANJARETTES!
Do you Swear: I SWEAR I GETTA HARD ON FROM THINKIN' ABOUT LICKIN' PUSSY!!!
Do you Sing: I SING 2 YO MAMA!!!!
Do you Shower Daily: I SHOWER WITH YO MAMA!!!
Do you want to go to College: The University of Beer Drinkers, or T.U.B.D.
Do you want to get Married: HELL YEAH, 2 YO MAMA!!!
Do you belive in yourself: I BELIEVE I'M GUNNA PUT MY BALLS ON YO MAMA'S CHIN,HENCE THE TERM CHIN NUTS!!
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Are you a Health Freak: NO, BUT I DEFINITELY AM I FREAK!! I LIKE THE GIRLS WITH THE BOOM, THE BITCH GOT BUSTY, IN THE BURGER KING BATHROOM!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH, BECAUSE THEIR DEAD!
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH, THEY MAKE ALL OF US SLEEP BETTER!!
Do you play an Instrument: SOMETIMES I PUT MY DICK IN MY TRUMPET, & I PLAY THE THEME 2 THE KY.DERBY!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME???????
In the past month have you Smoked: YOU ARE SHITTIN' ME!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: A LEFT HANDED CIGARETTE!!!!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: WITH LOOSEY LEFTY, & TIGHTEY RIGHTEY!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 2 GET MY SWEET ASS APPLE IPHONE, IT'S THE BOMB!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO, BUT IN AUGUST I ATE A BOX, OF SOME SOME 34 YR. OLD REDHEAD!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO, BUT BACK IN AUGUST, I 8 HER RAW, LIKE SUSHI! THE DUDE THAT SINGS RICO SUAVE, SAID I EAT ..EM RAW LIKE SUSHI!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: AT THE BEER DRINKERS ON BROADWAY PLAY!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO, BUT EARLIER, I TOOK 1 OF THOSE PIZZA,BEER,& COFFEE DUMPS!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'VE NEVER DONE IT!! I DON'T WANT SOME FISH MISTAKIN' MY PETER 4 FOOD!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, SO SAYETH THE LORD!!!
Ever been Drunk: YOUR SHITTIN' ME RIGHT?????????
Ever been called a Tease: NO, BUT I'VE BEEN CALLED EVERYTHING BUT THAT! MATTER OF FACT, RIGHT NOW I'M GUNNA COMMENT ABOUT MYSELF!! I'M A FAT, BEER DRINKIN', TATTOOED, CHUMP CHANGE MAKIN', NO GIRLFRIEND HAVIN', NO PUSSY GETTIN', KY.FRIED CHICKEN EATIN', CRACKER ASS HONKY MOTHERFUCKER, FROM LOUISVILLE,KENTUCKY!!!!
Ever been Beaten up: MY DICK SURE HAS!!!!!!
Ever Shoplifted: YES, SO I COULD RETURN SOMETHIN' WITHOUT A RECEIPT, 2 GET DRUGS!!!!
How do you want to Die: ON TOP OF YO MAMA!! NAW JUST PLAYIN', IN MY SLEEP, PEACEFULLY!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A PROFESSIONAL BEER TASTER!!!!!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: HOLLAND! LET'S GO 2 AMSTERDAM, & SMOKE SOME HERB!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I LIKE ALL COLORS OF WOMEN'S EYES!!!!!!!!!
Favourite Hair Color: I LIKE ALL COLORS OF WOMEN'S HAIR!!!!!!!
Short or Long Hair: LONG, BECAUSE I WANNA USE PIGTAILS AS REIGNS!!!!!
Height: I WISH I WAS A MIDGET, SO I COULD STAND UP & EAT PUSSY!!
Weight: YO MAMA'S A LITTLE BIT HEAVY ON ME!!!!!!!!
Best Clothing Style: FUCK STYLE, & ALL YOU TRENDY FUCKS!!!!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: THE BOOK IS IN THE PUBLISHING PROCESS!!!!
Number of CDs I own: WHO GIVES A FUCK???????
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: I LOST COUNT, SOME DAMNIT!!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: MY 10 YRS. OF SMOKIN' CRACK, FOR SURE!!!!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Alcohaulin' Ass by: HELLYEAH

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE 2 MEET ALL PROFESSIONAL BEER DRINKERS FROM THE BLUEGRASS STATE OF KY. NEXT, ALL THE PRO B D'S, FROM AMERICA, AFTER THAT, ALL FROM AROUND OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD. LIKE I SAID, I WANNA START WITH THE STUEGLASS BRATE OF TENKUCKY!
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My Blog

MY ENTIRE VERSION!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU DORATHY!!!

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I HOPE YOU ROT IN PRISON YOU FUCKIN CUNT!!!!!!

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