oh jim |
All your two-bit friendsthey’re shootin’ you up with pillsThey said that it was good for youthat it would cure your illsI don’t care just where it’s atI’m just like an ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:33:00 GMT |
does nobody care about the penny? |
recently, i've found that some people just aren't fond of change. more specificly, anything resembling the penny. oh Roosevelt, how does it feel to be inferior towards your fellow presidents?being mer...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:04:00 GMT |
dylan |
Oh, the ragman draws circles Up and down the block. I'd ask him what the matter was But I know that he don't talk. And the ladies treat me kindly And furnish me with tape, But deep inside my heart I k...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:36:00 GMT |
ALIEN FROM ST. LOUEY! D:< |
drunk vs sober: i'm bloooooooooooownran after run: bloweddrunk vs sober: IT'S BLOWNdrunkvssober wants to send file C:..Documents and Settings..Owner..My Documents..Music..David Bowie..David Bowie - Ch...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:56:00 GMT |
WARNING |
Body: Body: WARNING FROM THE STATE POLICE. . USA (Not a joke.)State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something lik...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 13:31:00 GMT |
all you need to know about dating: |
Amotka: DatingAmotka: isAmotka: likeAmotka: sticking Amotka: your dickAmotka: in a blenderAmotka: might sound funAmotka: but when you do itAmotka: you feel likeAmotka: you just Amotka: stuck your dick...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. |
ran after run: Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. drunk vs sober: Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I m...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 20:56:00 GMT |
CAUTION the dog |
RIP.
CAUTION, you are the only canine that will ever have my respect, let alone be the only animal i'll ever like. one of the only dogs i ever shared a bed with, the only dog i ever walked when i was ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 23:12:00 GMT |
one hundred and TWO reasons to leave your girlfriend |
one hundred and TWO reasons to leave your girlfriendby mike & liz
1. granny panties? psh big NO NO2. she's a lesbian3. SHE HAS A PENIS4. SHE DOESN'T SHAVE HER COOCH5. SHE DOESN'T LIKE MOUTAIN DEW....
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:08:00 GMT |
