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Jay-Yubee Enterprizezâ„¢

Drive, monkey, drive!

About Me

Hi. I'm Jon Eubanks and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?! Oh, I also fight crime:Iron-Jon: . . . and Jeff-Machine:

. . . and I run a fortune500 company in my spare time . . .

AIM = MadMaxCanon

My Interests

SPORTS!Football season . . . '06 Jaguars 8-8 (always next season).Basketball Season . . . '06 Kings 32-49 (always next season).Hockey Season . . . '06 Coyotes 31-46 (always next season).Baseball Season . . . '07 Red Sox

Music:

The Acro-brats, Alkaline Trio, Andrew W.K., At the Drive In, Bad Religion, Lazlo Bane, Beatles, Chuck Berry, Black Flag, Blondie, David Bowie, Bowling for Soup, Bloodhound Gang, Captain Ahab, Catch 22, Cheap Trick, The Clash, Copeland, The Cure, Darkest Hour, Dead Kennedys, Death From Above 1979, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dirt Bike Annie, The Doors, Dropkick Murphys, DVDA, Bob Dylan, Electric Six, Erasure, Everclear, Fenix Tx, Five Iron Frenzy, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, The Get Up Kids, GNAR Kill, Go-Go’s, Goldfinger, Guttermouth, The Hives, Home Grown, Billy Idol, Iggy and the Stooges, Jimmy Eat World, Journey, The Killers, Kiss, Lagwagon, Left Front Tire, Less Than Jake, Jerry Lee Lewis, Mars Volta, mc Chris, MC Danny G, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Millencolin, Minus the Bear, Misfits, Modest Mouse, The Murder City Devils, Muse, MxPx, New Found Glory, NoFx, Offspring, Pennywise, Piebald, The Pixies, The Police, The Polyphonic Spree, Postal Service, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Ramones, Rancid, The Rapture, Real McKenzies, Reel Big Fish, Reggie And the Full Effect, Rolling Stones, Rollins Band, Rufio, Save Faris, Sex Pistols, Slade, Steve Miller Band, Story of the Year, Streetlight Manifesto, Strung Out, Social Distortion, Song of Zarathustra, Sonic Youth, Sparta, Squad Five-0, The Strokes, Supertones, The Sweet, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, The Veils, Weathus, Weezer, The Who, The White Stripes, etc . . .

Movies:

100 Girls, The Big Lebowski, The Rules of Attraction, Baseketball, Momento, Requiem for a Dream, Star Wars(1-6), Back to the Future(1-3), The Way of the Gun, etc.

Television:

Arrested Development . . . funniest show NOT on tv . . . And of course [Scrubs]

Books:

last book I read was "The Grapes of Wrath" . . . I have yet to read another since.

Heroes:

MY HOMIES ! ! !