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R U D Y

I love leslie!

About Me

Sometimes when I sit down or get excited my lipstick comes out... And I like balls... Tennis balls!

My Interests

I like romantic candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach... wait, no... fuck that... I like eating my own shit or maybe some food out of a dirty dish on a good day, and forget walking on the beach, I like to get down and dirty in the ocean itself!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone...

Music:

I'm actually a secret Kelly Clarkson fan... shh don't tell.

Movies:

Depends on my mood, but mostly I'm too ADHD to sit through an entire movie... so I don't really have any favs. But I do like pornos, that keeps my attention, that beastality stuff is the shiznit!

Television:

Well I have trouble working the remote...

Books:

Um I'm still working on learning how to read...

Heroes:

GRETA.