BARBIE ( THAT SLUTT !!!) |
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of ... Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:44:00 GMT |
AN AMISH WOMAN !!! |
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, ’My hands are freezing cold.’The mother replied, ’Put them between... Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:40:00 GMT |
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES !!! |
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English
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$100.00 |
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?''I g... Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:19:00 GMT |
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. |
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years."
The interviewer says, "That w... Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:22:00 GMT |
Don’t delete this just because it looks weird |
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdr... Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:19:00 GMT |
DECEPTIONS !! |
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DECEPTIONS !!
Good friend of mine !!!! FIVE TOWNS COLLEGE "DIX HILLS CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS" PRESENTS: DECEPTIONS !!Master Magician, illusionist and Escape artist Scott Interrante is b... Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:55:00 GMT |
The Nudist Colony |
The Nudist ColonyA man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets... Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:41:00 GMT |
Fedex Man |
Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, L... Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:47:00 GMT |
DECEPTIONS !! |
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DECEPTIONS !!
Good friend of mine !!!! FIVE TOWNS COLLEGE "DIX HILLS CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS" PRESENTS: DECEPTIONS !!Master Magician, illusionist and Escape artist Scott Interrante is b... Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:42:00 GMT |