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Barry the Observer

I'm No Prince

About Me


I'm a Flimsey Tart in a Trance
my name is...
MELANIE
Gender: Feminine.
Pronounced: MEL-a-nee.
Derived from Greek Melaina meaning "black, dark".
I'd like to say I'm generally a happy person. Made more and more happy by being surrounded by my family and friends. People who know me definately know that things go in this order;
Family
Friends
The Cat
and of course Music.
I don't want to be one of those people who gush about loved ones but I have a fabulous girlfriend. I would take a bullet for my family, and my friends are much better than yours. I'm sorry. But you must admit defeat on that part.
I'm obsessed with music, and film. My money is spent solely on going out and forever expanding my DVD collection which is 200+ strong and still growing. They're my babies. ha.
A beautiful quote from the inside of a Galaxy packet -
Falling into that beautiful thing call Love
"...Here it is, That inexplicable, elemental tug. That surprising sudden feeling you've been waiting for. This is yesyesyes. This is where you find something or someone, and just fall for them. Illogically. Irresistibly. And find yourself thinking of nothing else.
Because it's attraction, and the dream of love to follow, that keeps the imagination alive. It's attraction that makes life sparkle and pop and fizz"
Other things in wicked list formation, go!
I'm lazy,
Going hand in hand with I L O V E my food,
Hence I'm 'porky' haha,
I get itchy feet and the need to travel,
I can't save money for the life of me,
I have tattoos,
My mum doesn't like tattoos on girls,
My brother is probably the most important person to ever be in my life,
soppy shit I know
I can't sing but do anyway.
I can't dance either but it goes without saying that I must
Oh and finally, that isn't my natural hair colour.
"that is what community watch is all about Mel,
giving a shit"

My Interests


Music. Movies. Anything slightly out of the ordinary, vampires, witches, ♥♥ men in drag ♥♥
"she's dead" boasted the evil Queen.

poor poor Snow White. She missed the beat of her heart.
...I'm into some kinky shit like you w o u l d n 't believe.
I L O V E going out with my friends. Travelling to new places, or Wales. Having money is great too.

Dancing is my new favourite thing ever.
It's all about the pain - the jewellery and ink are just souvenirs.
...Drawing whenever I get the opportunity to. I write short stories.
Taking too many photos and so gathering a record number of albums over the space of a year.
My Mickey Mouse ears hat...

Roboterliebe

My little April Birthstone Fetus

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I'd like to meet:


Lots of people. Rammstein - like thats a surprise. Anyone of the bands I own CD's to. Half the actors in my DVD collection. Will Ferrell, Dana Carvey, Gary [the BUFF] Oldman.
...NEED to be in a Muppets movie. Desparately. WANT IT!
Anjelica Huston. Johnny Depp. Robert Patrick. Michael Palin. The League of Gentlemen. Boosh.
That's all pretty shallow. heh.

Music:

"Amour Amour, Alle wollen nur dich zahmen"

in no particular order

Rammstein . Greenday. Cradle of Filth. Skindred.
M U S E. Good Charlotte. My Chemical Romance. Nine Inch Nails. Marilyn Manson. System of a Down ♥♥. Atreyu . Queens of the Stoneage. Enter Shikari. Linkin Park. Stone Sour. Nightwish. Gojira. Machine Head. Avenged Sevenfold. Bullets and Octane. Billy Talent. The Prodigy. James Blunt (wants my babies) Alice Cooper.

The Used. No Doubt. Rise Against.
♥ Bloodhound Gang ♥. Amy Winehouse. Motorhead. Rolling Stones. Sugarcult. Powerman 5000. HIM fag . Bring me the Horizon. Matchbook Romance. Finch. Panic! at the Disco. Wolfmother. FallOutBoy. Stephen Lynch (also wants my babies). In Flames. KoRn. Lamb of God. Slayer. Turisas. Ashtureth. OKGO. Emigrate. Orgy. Prokofiev. ♥ ♥ Tenacious D ♥. Throwdown. Underoath. Sugarcult. Story of the Year. Lacuna Coil. Electric Six. Lordi. Gorillaz. Dragonforce. Murderdolls. Killswitch Engage. Coheed and Cambria. Reuben. Bowling for Soup. Turbonegro. Wheatus. Opeth. Placebo. Red Hot Chilli Peppers.Head Automatica - well one song.
Obviously thats not all of them.
Good ol' trance. 80's dance.

E X A Y R I A N

Movies:

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter (those kids are in TROUBLE) Bram Stokers Dracula ♥. Moulin Rouge ♥ ♥. Napoleon Dynamite...gosh. Nightmare Before Christmas. Brokeback Mountain. Little Miss Sunshine. V for Vendetta. Donnie Darko. Peter Pan. Shrek 1&2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Pans Labyrinth. Elf. Kicking and Screaming. Labyrinth. The Dark Crystal. Never Ending Story 'keep the sun on your back'. Lost Boys. Muppets Christmas Carol. The Muppets Movie ♥. Hook. Sin City. Dawn of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Constantine. Fifth Element. Leon. Sleepy Hollow. BeetleJuice. Van Helsing. Team America. Dumb and Dumber. Robin Hood Men in Tights. Nightmare on Elm Street. Nochnoi Dozor. Flowers in the Attic. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. Edward Scissorhands. Death Becomes Her. From Hell. Brothers Grimm. The Exorcist. Virgin Suicides. Candyman. Little Shop of Horrors. Nacho Libre. Dogma. Love Actually. The Craft. Team America. Festival. DodgeBall. Sid & Nancy. Peter Pan. Monster House. Rules of Attraction. School of Rock. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Butterfly Effect. Scooby-doo.
that isn't all of them either.

Television:

The League of Gentlemen. The Mighty Boosh ♥ ♥. Family Guy. Little Britain. Black Books. Dylan Moran. The Daily Show. Rainbow. Ross Noble.Drawn Together. Ren and Stimpy. SNL Dana Carvey, Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell. Green Wing. The IT Crowd. Fraggle Rock. High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. The Muppets. Young Ones. Russell Brand. Bottom. Father Ted. BlackAdder. Not the Nine o'Clock News. Viva la Bam *makes mumbling noise*. Big Brother when it's on.
Anything with Justin Lee Collins in. Rock On!

Books:

Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit. The Silmarillion. Harry Potter. The Virgin Suicides. The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole. His Dark Materials. Bloody Valentine. Fred and Rose. The Witches of Chiswick. L'Avare. Interview with a Vampire. Flowers in the Attic. A Clockwork Orange. Doing It. Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls. Orlando Bloom has Ruined Everything.
Yay for graphic novels ♥ Nightmares&Fairytales. GloomCookie.
All the shizz my friends tend produce. Even the smut.

Heroes:

I don't think I have any heroes..? Maybe Harry Potter. He'll do for now..
Luke.

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