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Joe M.

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hey people, my name is Va-Lance and I can get you the hook up at one of the most exclusive clubs in the city..Zen Social Lounge. All you have to do is let me know you wanna go and I'll put you and your friends on the guest list for that Saturday and you'll all get free admission till 1am and free drinks till 12:30...get there early to avoid the lines, we open at 10.Just give send me a message with all the people you're bringing with you by Friday (first name and last initial) and say my name at the door and that's it. So hit me up, have fun, be safe and tip your bartenders!!Va-LanceZen Social Lounge 10-3:30 located between Subway and 5ive in Station Square

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Skinny girls with big boobs!!

My Blog

T.I.- Whatever You Like SPOOF! (OBAMA- Whatever I Like)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:52:00 GMT

What’s so hard about keeping your word.

Why is it so hard to find people that will keep their word? And I don't even mean keeping it absolutely.  If you tell me you are going to do something and then something else comes up, or you jus...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:36:00 GMT

Old School Song

By Chuck Berry When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two sliver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling   Chorus: My ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling w...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Im letting go...

By the time I'm done writing this I will be completly over the whole ordeal, I'm mostly over it now, this is the final step.  This all happend two fridays ago, but I wanted to be sure of what I w...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:34:00 GMT

Just a lil curious

Who is reading my blogs. I'd really like to know if you have read any of my blogs in the past two months, because the number of total views is over 1100, and I only have 12 post, and haven't put anyth...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:18:00 GMT

It has got to go!!

Trying to get out of the burgh sale!!As some of you may know I'm tryin to join the Air Force, but I have to pay off my court fees first. Everytime I get the money saved to do that, something happens, ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:31:00 GMT

U.S. Open

I didn't know if I should put this under sports, or the one about celebrities, but either way it's pretty cool.  Thanks Denise and Tara. I had just got back from the store, was about to put toget...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:12:00 GMT

Just makin sure everyone knows

This is the plan so far. A friend of mine is taking me to Dave and Busters on Saturday, feel free to join us. I'll let you know what time as soon as I know. Call or text me on the day of to find out m...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:35:00 GMT

Sneakin up on me these days

This is just a reminder that my birthday is coming up really soon. It snuck up on me and I just realized like 2 days ago that its only like 3 weeks away. I have almost half of the month of june off, s...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 18:11:00 GMT

I thought you were my best friend

It seemed like whenever I had a good time you were there.  In fact I would have to go back to high school to remember when I had a really good time without you.  Like any good friend though ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:03:00 GMT