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Luke

Dude

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI can't understand why most bartenders don't like musicians. They never get into fights as they're scared of hurting their fingers, and I never met a musician who doesnt like a drink.
My name is Luke, and i make a fucking horrible noise using expensive guitar shit. I love alcohol, smoking, my band, getting far too wrecked, my collection of books, smoking, my membership in the 'National Field Archery Society', alcohol, smoking and so forth.
I dislike slugs and dog poo. And slug poo. In fact, poo in general. But not the word. Poo. Hahaha. Hahah. Hah. And generalisations. I also dislike people who either HAVE to share their opinion with the world because they're obviously the next fucking Plato, or those who argue with every fucking thing you say because you're obviously a dumb shit.

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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!
Rocker, Mosher


90%

Goth


80%

Skater


70%

Emo


45%

Trendy


25%

Prepy


5%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot


87%

Suffocated


80%

Stabbed


80%

Posion


73%

Bomb


67%

Disappear


53%

Disease


47%

Suicide


47%

Eaten


47%

Accident


47%

Cut Throat


40%

Natural Causes


33%

Drowning


27%
How Will You Die??
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Low
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : Very High
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Low
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low
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I am 22% Emo.
.. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the
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You are Bryan Stewart 'Core
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Which guitar are you

Fender Jag-Stang
You are the Fender Jag-Stang. You are the guitar of grungey but still rock and rollish guitarists. Really, anyone can work a jag-stang who wants to. Thanks Kurt Cobain.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Music, People, Films
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The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

I'd like to meet:

James Blunt and a large Mallet. All the world leaders, a large tank filled with several thousand gallons of napalm. And a zippo.

Music:

Alter Bridge
Dream Theater
Fall Out Boy
Feeder
Foo Fighters
Guns 'n Roses
Jimi Hendrix
Killswitch Engage
Nirvana
Slipknot
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
The Drive-By Artists
Trial by Stone
many more I will list later

Movies:

American Pie
Apocalypse Now
Armageddon
Batman
Die Hard
Die Hard II
Die Hard III
Dude, Where's My Car?
Ghostbusters
Godfather
we Were Soldiers

Television:

American Dad!
Blackadder
Family Guy
Futurama
Have I Got News For You
Monty Python
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Porrige
Qi
Red Dwarf
Spitting Image
The Simpsons
Time Trumpet

Books:

Abhorsen
Earthsea
Lord Of The Rings
Lirael
Northern Lights
Sabriel
The Amber Spyglass
The Subtle Knife

Heroes:

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ghandi
Jack Nicholson

My Blog

Hot people

Anyone seen that McDonalds advert with the dude who tries to pull the 'hot' lady and fails? Yes, it's a Luke rant cos I haven't had one for about a year. Yeah, hot people piss me off, when they fuckin...
Posted by Luke on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:51:00 PST

Me... or so I'm told

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Luke BishopBirthday:5th december 1988Birthplace:Somewhere in St. LeonardsCurrent Location:BexhillEye Color:Blue/Green (it changes)Hair Color:PooHeight:5' 10"Rig...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST