About Me
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It's almost here...FOOTBALL season and we're back in full force, baby!!! The page is gonna get a little revamp in the next few days and we're going to start the push for 1,000 friends! Founded in 1911, I am now 94 years old. Beautiful California State University, Fresno--AKA Fresno State--home of the Bulldogs, pride of the Valley! Let's see...I idolize Pat Hill and our football team, I like getting some brews at the Pub, watchin games at the Save Mart Center, seeing people on skateboards eat shit rolling around on cracked concrete, rushing the field at Bulldog Stadium, polishing our 1998 NCAA Softball Championship Trophy, reading the Collegian, knowing that Baker Hall is and always was the shit, dominating the Snack Bar at the USU, buying overpriced books at the Kennel Bookstore, rubbing Ghandi's head in the Peace Garden, talking shit on the Residence Dining Facility, using my Yellow Pass and not having to park in Lot Q, painting the Valley red, putting laundry detergent in the fountain so it bubbles for a week and they have to drain it, getting annoyed by idiots in the free speech area wanting you to engage religion more, viewing tape of the 2001 season up until the Boise State game and then watching the 2005 Boise State game in spectacular ESPNHD, beating up University High School students, trying to suck up to the Smittcamp Family to get one of those scholarships, visiting our non-existent library, buying 34 read shirts per year at the Bulldog Shop, parting on Fraternity Mall and not on Shaw, drinking Fresno State Wine, tilling the fields off Chestnut, yelling at old Red Wavers to stand up and cheer for their team, getting fined $1,000 for taking a rose from the Rose Garden, talking shit on University Police, waiting for Associated Students to actually do something worth while with our money, not having to go to the Family Food Science Building everyday, wearing my Pat's Posse shirt to school so everyone can take notice, wearing my Ray's Rowdies shirt to bed so nobody can take notice, growing my fu-man-chu out for football season, trying to get with one of President Welty's daughters, wiping the grease off my pizza at Round Table, buying tickets for the AND1 Hoops Tour at the SMC Box Office, driving South on the 41 and paying homage to Selland Arena every now and then, ripping those stupid "Welcome to Fresno State" signs off of the light poles on campus, hitting the buttons on the emergency alert kiosks and running away very fast, having Arnold Schwarzzenegger sign your diploma, remebering how the San Ramon buildings once stood in all of their glory, challenging people to race around Warmerdam Field on mini tricycles, eating cheese from the Fresno State Dairy, getting annoyed with the Student Affairs Office trying to be politically correct all the damn time, cutting the ribbon at the new Rec Center, schmoozing at the Alumni House and above all, chilling with my homeboy, Timeout and these defending championship teams...
2005 WAC SOFTBALL CHAMPS!
2005 WAC WOMEN'S TENNIS CHAMPS!
2005 WAC WOMEN'S SOCCER CHAMPS!
2004 MPC COMPUTERS BOWL CHAMPS!
