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Joe Rivers

SHUT UP, LINDA!

About Me

O.K. Let's see... I'll explain by what i would do in a zombie outbreak. I would grab my katana (samurai sword) and riddick blades in my belt and dress in all black. i'd tell my parents to go up to the country and hide out. then i'd slice my way to stefan's house and grab him and his guns and all ammo. then by the time i get back to my house my brother and brother in law would already be there and we'd also head north to the country where we'd have over fifteen guns and countless melee weapons and rural population to keep zombie attacks at an all time low. We would occasionally make the trip to walmart for supplies and more ammo.
Generic Survey 1:
The Basics
Full Name Joseph Arthur Rivers Weyandt
You like it? yes
Birthdate 3-19-2007
Height/Weight TALLER THAN YOU
Eye Color WHITE
Hair Color WHITE
Can you...
Drive? SPACECRAFT
Drive a manual? well yes, the craft is a shift
Touch your nose with your tongue? YES, I COULD PICK IT IF I CHOSE.
Cook? MAC N CHEESE
Dance? ask any dance parter i've ever had in gym
Sing? meh.
Sew? NOPE
Speak another language? ESPANOL
Have you ever...
Eaten sushi? nope
Been in love? eh... infactuation is way different.
Skipped school? like 20 minutes of it
Made prank calls? DEAR GOD HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE PLAY PLACE!
Done illegal drugs? is crack illegal?
Stolen something worth more than ? how much is ? worth
Flashed someone? MY STERNUM
Been drunk? ask Cole and Eric
Eaten squid? yes... for DINNER
Been to New York City? when i was in 4th grade.
Been to London? I FUCKING WISH
Favorite
Drink that bottled cream soda you can only get at liquor stores
Soda look up there!
Food Chinese... AND TACOS
Restaurant TACO BELL AND PANDA GARDEN
Color green. or red. red always looks good.
Artist depends. does it have to be a painter?
Album don't have one.
Website www.blink-182.com ha ha i dare you to click
The Last
Person to hit you dan
Person you wanted to hit DEREK
Person you hugged umm holly haha
Person you kissed IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME! - Boston
Person you wanted to kiss you fuck you, survey!
Country you've been in U.S.A.
Car you've driven honda civic
Law you've broken murder
Thing you ate THE HEAD OF A BABY
Thing you drank PEPSI
Thing you said "BLUE'S A FIDO!"
Book you read "How to Own Your Dream Boat"
Show you watched TIM AND ERIC!!
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My Interests

Video Games, Movies, TV and music. I really like kung fu, and basically everything that is bad ass.(guns, swords, fast cars, sunglasses, propane, chopping wood, hot chicks etc.)

I'd like to meet:

Benji Robbins.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

OK (favz in caps lock) QUEEN, Boston, Fatboy Slim, THE WHO, MUSE, BILLY JOEL, ELTON JOHN, Kool & The Gang, Rage Against the Machine, CCR, god i can't think of more right now. MUSE might be my favorite. but idk, queen man... glumbert.com

Movies:

1. Kill Bill(both volumes) the rest are not in order. Grindhouse, Spiderman, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, the El Mariachi trilogy,Blade, any Zombie Movie ever made, like THE EVIL DEAD!!!!! i either like stuff that is really good, and you know what i mean by good. Movies that do not require a giant budget and extreme popularity to be good. however some of those are great like LOTR and STAR WARS!!!!! And of course, who could let me forget. WARRIORS!!!! COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!!!!!!!

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, SCRUBS!! uhhh... American Idol.

Books:

Comics, yo.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Quentin Tarentino, Robert Rodriguez, Spider-Man, Tim & Eric Johnny Depp and last but most sertanly not least................ BRUCE CAMPELL

My Blog

Soundtrack of my life

ok, yo. here's teh soundtrack of my life. do this, it's funOpening Credits- Weapon of Choice - Fatboy SlimWaking Up- Tequilla Sunrise - EaglesFirst Day At School- We Are Gonna Be Friends- White Strip...
Posted by Joe Rivers on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

CLASSES!!!!

ooooh!!! spiderman colors!!!! k, here's my squedule!!!!quarter 11. AM History-  Robinson2. Spanish- Treichel3. Lang Arts- Pascuzzi4.Choirquarter 2exactly the same, so, uh, reading quarter 2 is po...
Posted by Joe Rivers on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:54:00 PST

CLASSES!!!!

ooooh!!! spiderman colors!!!! k, here's my squedule!!!!quarter 11. AM History-  Robinson2. Spanish- Treichel3. Lang Arts- Pascuzzi4.Choirquarter 2exactly the same, so, uh, reading quarter 2 is po...
Posted by Joe Rivers on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:56:00 PST