*art*life*BBWS*people killing each other* air freshener* eating animals* ammonia* mayo* hot dogs*space*destruction*reconstruction* alcoholic beverages* silverware* sex shops* cartoons* top ramen*winners of the darwin awards*underwear* putting out your candle* taking walks* balloons* paint* cookie dough*eating* zoos and aquariums* sunshine* wars* jellyfish* dead animals* self lubricant* getting mail* poor excuses* really thin/thick crust pizza* radiohead* day laborers* crayons* cameras* nebulas* eyeliner* glue guns* guns* crazies on the bus* dress-up* remote controlS* chocolate* coloring *widgets *themed parties *nintendo *peoples faces at the gym *good forearms *mormons *photography *kettle corn *skymall *strobe lights *teststrips *broken glass *vogue *sites where you rate stuff that doesnt matter* duct tape* 790 on lexx* liquin orginal*backyards*fish*not wearing pants*
things im not interested in: *bread crust *buy 3 get the 4th free *saving the whales
1. al gore. he looks like he needs a hug.
2. my moms plumber. i want my small animal back.
3. the crazy lady that the denny's waitresses talk about.
4. shania twain and fran drescher because thats impossible because they're the same person.
5. anyone entertaining, useful or at least pleasant to look at.
YOU? no.