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Fear my Electrode Gun...

Ive seen the path, The one you take, Shows the truth, For you to make, This turn of phrase, We might

About Me

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What do you want to know? i live in CA...and umm...im a big idiot...really into music and playing my guitar...really into cars too among other things.
I AM 17% PUNK ROCK! It's not a fashion craze, or even a cool thing to do. I should just swallow it, get Lost, and take my friends with me. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
I AM 76% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com
I AM 41% SKA! I know the scene, I've heard the bands, and I am burned out. Well, these things happen. I will now go ahead and go through the same thing with Punk and Emo. Take the SKA test at Fuali.com
I AM 42% GEEK! You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the GEEK test at Fuali.com
I AM 28% INTERNET ADDICT! I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and .. role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck! Take the INTERNET ADDICT test at Fuali.com
I AM 27% HIPPIE! I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60s, man. Take the HIPPIE test at Fuali.com
I AM 54% GRUNGE! I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the GRUNGE test at Fuali.com

My Interests


friends, music, life in general, my guitars (fender telecaster, ibanez RG, ibanez series 7 string, takamine acoustic), and chatting on the internet (.. beatlesrbestest, MSN: [email protected], Yahoo: pass_the_mustard2002)

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I'd like to meet:



You are Dream Theater. The most legendary
prog-metal band in existence, the creators of
the 42-minute "Six Degrees of Inner
Turbulence", and home to one of the best
guitarists in the world. If only you had a
better vocalist.

Which Prog-Metal band are you?
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You are John Petrucci! The real answer should be,
what aren't you? You are an absolute god at
guitar. You sing wonderful backup and harmonic
riffs at times. You have more guitar gear than
any ten people would know what to do with.
Hey, no one is complaining, because you would
just rip out some wicked fast riffs on that
geetar of yours. Your children are named Reny,
SamiJo, and Kiara. Man, what were you smoking?
That's okay... we forgive you. You are better
than everyone else. You aren't Canadian.

Which member of Dream Theater are you?
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Music:


lets see...rock (classic and newer stuff) favorite bands/artists include: the beatles, Journey, AIC, cake, Dream Theater, Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, Cacophony, John Petrucci, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Megadeth, Heart, BOC, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Steve Miller Band, Los Lonely Boys, The Stray Cats, Peter Frampton, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Boston, Fleetwood Mac, Deep Purple, Richie Valens, Soul Sirkus, Earth Wind and Fire, The Grass Roots, Jaco Pastorius, Jerry Cantrell, Kansas, Lynard Skynard, Styx, The Offspring, Paul Mcartney and Wings, Rare Earth, The Rolling Stones, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble, The Turtles, Tommy James and the Shondells, Weezer, Weird Al, Neil Schon's post Journey work .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What Beatle are you?
John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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Movies:

comedies, home movies are the best though...always plotless and funny, yet serious.

Television:

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Which Ren and Stimpy Character Are You
Stimpson J. Cat
Stimpy is a simple cat. He's mostly content to sit in his litter box and watch television, although he sometimes feels the need to express his brilliant scientific mind.

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Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan
Birthday: 7/24
Birthplace: Fresno
Current Location: in a chair
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6' i believe
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: lets just say american
The Shoes You Wore Today: the only pair i have
Your Weakness: peanut butter sandwiches with no milk...
Your Fears: 2 peanut butter sandwiches?
Your Perfect Pizza: EVERYTHING
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: record all of my songs?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: heh, lol, *putting actions in asterisks*
Thoughts First Waking Up: go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: i really dont think i have one
Your Bedtime: when i give up on staying awake
Your Most Missed Memory: highschool
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI though i dont drink soda anymore
MacDonalds or Burger King: niether
Single or Group Dates: that depends if you are together yet
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes?
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: who hasnt?
Do you Sing: when im alone
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: im there
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: belive? what does belive mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: getting there lol
Do you get along with your Parents: sort of
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: damn that was a lot of no's. i wantto die doing something honorable, like saving a nun or something.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe (lol)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: darker colors
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: less than me
Weight: less than me again
Best Clothing Style: i dont know
Number of Drugs I have taken: what does this have to do with a girl? none.
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: umm? a small handful?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

HOLY SHIT. THIS LADY CAN'T PARALLEL PARK

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Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:51:00 PST

comic con

so i have been back for about 2 days now. so im going to write a bit about my weekend in san diego with jason and jeff. first of all...IT IS NOT A TUMOR!secondly, day one. friday. i wake up extra earl...
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

Victory!

today proved to be eventful. woke up and loitered around my house for a bit before i went to stevens house. when i got there we hung out for a while and played scene it, i PWNT them all twice. victory...
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST

the funniest thing ive heard all day...take that carl marx.

Tiffdude88 : i thought maybe i have a virus, but i dont think i do, i think its just the windows vista....
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:39:00 PST

i am so bored...

its gotten quiet ridiculous. i just finished another application. hopefully someone hires me this time around...ive been out of a job for a while now. that reminds me...i need to stop into savemart......
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

teehehehe

BEATLESrBESTEST: ROFL! i just put a PB sandwich on my application YourStomach2006: LOL BEATLESrBESTEST: oh boy....no milk... BEATLESrBESTEST: not good BEATLESrBESTEST: its in my gums YourStomach2...
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

heh...just...watch it.

the best part is where he says "man...that was weird" ...
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

it was a sign

so i had just stopped playing guitar and wandered into the kitchen foraging for something to eat.then it happend...i reached for the refrigerator handle...i pulled it open....and then...a bag of oreos...
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

Carvin...

the local amp shop called us today. apparently carvin is refusing to send them a schematic. which means...they cant repair the amp. so now we must send to amp back to carvin to get them to repair it. ...
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

YEP

        its official.im sick for once. now lets see how bad it actually gets before i am healthy again.goodbye mindwads.
Posted by Fear my Electrode Gun... on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST