2nd chances never matter, people never change

About Me

R.I.P. Grandma Phyllis
U are loved and missed by so many
I'll never forget my drinking partner and best friend...Thanx for all the Kamikazes Grandma lol
I will always miss my fav. shrink, idk what i'll do with out your guy advice
i'll even miss fighting over radio stations with u..some how u always gave in and let me listen to we as long as it wasnt eminem, lol
i dont know what im gonna do with out u to back me up when im fighting with mom..or to come with me to all my doc appointments
ur my world and mean more to me than u could ever know: damn u named me, thnx by the way: i like ashley a lot better than savannah, u were always the person i could go to...when mom and i would get into a fight u would talk about moving out and getting an apartment by lakeside together, there were so many things we were supposed to do together..and its not fair that we couldnt do everything we wanted
MOST MISSED MEMORY = BLOW UP DOLL AT GRADUATION CEREMONY
Casandra's Bon Fire = MIND BLOWING
literally..i think i lost half my brain cells
and any dignity that i ever had
so hi,im ashley!!
PROUD GRAD OF DAKOTA HIGH SCHOOL
FOOTBALL STATE CHAMPS
im a freshman at ASU and im livin in Manzy!!
13th floor represent!!!!!!!!
try not to hate
i guess you could say im pretty much fucking awesome
im living life as it comes and having the best time with it
my life revolves aroung circle of death
my friends are amazing, we dominate
my advice to freshmen, DONT GET SUSPENDED FOR GOING TO CHEER PRACTICE DRUNK
if u know me u know i used to cheer
i invented the word "kickass"
i hate computer viruses, they blowww ass.
someone once told me ciggarrets had vitamins in them..Josh!
I hate sonya's dad: bia
Jello shots are not for everyone...only the people on the canoe trip, dont try that at home kids. =p
i secretly like to go on my bros xbox live and ruin his
gaming stats and talk to peeps...u tell him and i'll fuck u up
emo kids scare me
now that im in college, im only dating smart college guys, so they can do my homework...lol, or so i told my mom

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

My roomate is a pathetic waste of time, all she ever does is have sex with her boyfriend, while im in the room trying to sleep, or texting her boyfriend who is equally as pathetic as her..the psycho bitch tried to break my finger..ate all my oatmeal and stole my neutrogena face wash..leading to massive sign postage with missing labels next to a pic of my face cleanser throughout manzy hall!! Her bed smells like after-sex and she has a crush on our next-door-neighbor, even though she has a boyfriend (yes adrien, i know...what a whore)she has come to realize the only two guys in the world that would ever touch her white ass is brian and adrian...yeah shes whiter than fuck and never showers and shes stupid she forgot to bring a lightbulb for her lamp and she uses my toliet paper!!

Movies:

Check out this video: Lil Sparky

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this below, is the greatest movie iv ever seen...fuck the whole wisc beginning though, ASU out drinks n e other school

Heroes:

My sister Gay-P lol, jk! She has her moments of idiocracy but never fails to win your heart...she currently is cheering for DHS...hopefully one day she'll be as amazing as me;)!!! I'm proud that she is not yet a party animal like i was at her age!!! Hopefully one day she'll follow my footsteps and end up here at ASU!!
my sister Lil J, she's the anti-me, except she steals all my clothes..weird thing is we get along perfectly!! She likes to steal my car and try to light my ciggs lol...she's amazing and i couldnt ask for a better sister!!!
MY BFF: Sonja...wow where to start with this psycho bitch..she was supposed to be my roomate here in Arizona..but oh no..she bailed out!!! We have to many good memories and we always seem to be getting in some kind of trouble...driving down wrong sides of streets, snowboarding rampages, disterbia moments lol...cuz oh yeah we'll go all disterbia on ur asses!!! Most of all we like to talk shit about eachother and degrade the guys we attract lol !! I
and this would be candace, where to start with this girl...damn too many great times and lots of trouble yet to be made!! We have a thing for dating brothers and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and doing and saying really stupid shit lol!! HOWEVER, I must admit..she has yet to send me the cinderella picture, BITCH!

My Blog

My Love Letter

I wanna thank you for giving me time to breathe Like a rock you waited so patiently While I got it together While I figured it out I only looked but I never touched 'Cause in my heart was a picture of...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:14:00 PST

joke

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat, and a wave o...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

Travis Trip 07

Alright...time to renew U know u were on the 07 Travis Corp Trip If: U played circle of death non stop U ended every sentence with "because im a doctor" U helped flip me and becky...quite rude...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:01:00 PST

car accidents

What r u talking about, I did not hit a semi truck head on, flip over the over pass and roll four times, i didnt have emergancy surgery where i was given a 70% chance of dying, my mom did not break do...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

the condom game...made me laugh

The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is: you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.No repeatsSarah: Pop Rocks!Amanda: Sup...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST

Im a prep, who would have thought?

PREP][x] You own a digital camera[xxx] You've been called white.[x ] You own something from abercrombie[x] own something from Pacsun[x ] You own something from Hollister[x] You own something from Amer...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST

U know U were at the Travis Trip

You know U were at the '06 Travis Corp. Trip If: You consumed nothing but alcohol for four days You were cussed out for using a paddle Before you got a chance to open ur brand new pack of ciggaretts.....
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

Europe or New Zealand 2007

Well, today in 3rd hour, Lea ad I came up with this amazing plan, we're goin to buy a eurail pass and travel europe for 2 months. Jow amazing is europe going to be...no need to tell me, guys wit...
Posted by 2nd chances never matter, people never change on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST