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Swanky Goes To Hollywood

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I know what you HATERS are thinking. Isn't she 22? Yeah well maybe I had a drinking problem and I'm finally off probation? Or maybe it just took me 4 years to take the damn test. Who cares. I GOTS MY LICENSE! And I don't have a car... or friends to drive around... *sigh*
Vincent Darling is doing great. I did not put this on his head, but I must say, he looks FABULOUS. He has found the wonders of the door stopper. Bthhhhh. He thinks I'm cool.
Christina is the Original Club Kid. She would have looked cooler in my sparkly blue shadow but that shit is a bitch to get off.
I swear she could be a punk model if she didn't go to pieces everytime shes corrected.
We used to dream, now we're worried about dying.
Run don't walk the sky is falling. My brain is failing. My brain is flailing. You say it will be alright. You's a damn liar.
Djbunnyjams: i cant believe you called me a little bitch
Babypixiestick: yeah i know, i'm sorry
Babypixiestick: i can't watch the other movie though, its too sad
Djbunnyjams: i know this one has hope
Babypixiestick: lol i like how we just avoid things like they never happen
Djbunnyjams: they dont
Babypixiestick: i wish these people with this car that sounds like they have a marble rolling around in the engine would stop going out and coming back
Djbunnyjams: shoot them whyd you buy that gun?
Babypixiestick: oh yeah thats right
I'm alot like a poptart. I crumble when it's important that I stay together. I've got a thin top layer of sweetness and my insides are disappointing.
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And anyone who has an iguana named Iggy for Iggy Pop and not just iguana...

My Blog

Bay of Flies

I did this like two years ago. I hope you enjoy it.   Nibbles: These stupid flies are in an attack formationLysol: The flies are not attacking usNibbles: We are being infested. You kill 50, 50 mo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Can’t a Gal kill zombies in peace?!

*Sigh* I have my free time back but I still can't kill my zombies. I'm always needed, for bending and stirring and blah blah blah. _-_ I just wanna kill. Now I work more hours, except I've been worki...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Forever dancing with myself

Christina's here! Today, we went to a Halloween dance! There is nothing I love more than Halloween and dancing so the two had me super jazzed. Of course I had a perfectly lousy time. I was ditche...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Did you know? (of course you didnt, we ain’t talkin’)

1. There is a House of Cake in the mall. In the middle of the frackin' mall. CAKE! I know, crazy expensive but oh so worth it. Cake usually is. Except carrot... 2. There is a Max Payne movie. Ok I'm s...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:34:00 GMT

The Gamers Dilemma

Why is it when all you want is to be left alone in a very uncomfortable cramped position, using your hand muscles incorrectly and squinting at screens, a person comes along bent on ruining your bliss?...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:32:00 GMT

Beck is Sad!!!

I wanna go to Beck Friday! I guess I wouldn't sell my own mama for tickets. This is what I get I guess. I also like MGMT *grooves out to Electric Feel* Even tho Beck is an old decaying man (shut up he...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:19:00 GMT

Tropic Thunder oh yes please!!!

I don't care that this could possibly be the stupidest movie ever I heart Robert Downy, Jr! (I feel kinda weird that he's playing a black dude... is that modern black face?!) I wish I had 1. Money 2. ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:21:00 GMT

CAPTCHAs are not tired blogger friendly!

Yesterday it took me like 5 times to get it. I hate those things. Whose with me?! And to the person who created them, you need to go and off yourself...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Soundtrack to your life survey from Quizopolis.com

when youre lonely - Groove Coverage - Far Away From Homewhen youre happy - Beck - Sexx Lawswhen youre bouncy - Puffy AmiYumi - Sunrisewhen youre feelin country - Hank Williams - Honky Tonkin'when your...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:31:00 GMT

Random Survey For the Bored from Quizopolis.com

What is on your desktop wallpaper? - Gay tree thingWhat is your favorite zoo animal? - Penguins and OttersWhat was your favorite toy as a child? - SkateboardWhat food do you eat too much of? - CakeWha...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:52:00 GMT