NEVER PISS A WOMAN OFF! |
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool ...
Posted by Keri on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST |
POLITICS |
Whether Democrat or Republican
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
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Posted by Keri on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST |
LETTER FROM THE BOSS |
Memorandum
TO: All employees
FROM: The boss
DATE: March 8, 2007
RE: Foul Language
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using ...
Posted by Keri on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST |
RULES FOR WORK |
Rules For Work:
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush jo...
Posted by Keri on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST |
WORDS WOMEN USE |
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "Fine" to describe how a woman looks this will caus...
Posted by Keri on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST |
Can I have a word with you? Or three? |
YOU CAN ONLY USE THREE WORDS TO ANSWER!!
1. Where is your cell phone? M-I-A / In Dirty Jerz
2. Your favorite food? I LOVE PIZZA
3. Your hair? It is long
4. Your mother? Is the SHIT
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Posted by Keri on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST |
Yeah.... Im fun! |
You Are A Romantic Realist..http://images.blogthings.com/areyouromanticorrealis
ticquiz/romantic-realist.jpg" height="100" width="100">You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance.Sure, you can fal...
Posted by Keri on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST |
7 Deadly Sins |
7 Deadly SinsWRATH1. Who did you last get angry with?
My computer!!!!!
2.What is your weapon of choice?My hands!!3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?What did he do?
4. What about same ...
Posted by Keri on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Relationship Survey |
Relationship survey Name Four Things That You Wish You Had: 1~No bills 2~A lifelong vacation 3~A magic genie lamp 4~Endless amounts of Marijuana Name Four Scents You Love: 1~Boys (cologne) 2~J Lo Stil...
Posted by Keri on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST |
One or the other |
= This or That =Night or Day?:Night Black or White?:Black Blue or Green?:Blue Regular Milk or Chocolate?:Chocolate Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?:Do the Dew Fast Food or A Nice Restaurant?:Nice Res...
Posted by Keri on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST |
