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whitey

whiteynelson

About Me

-i’m pretty much your average dude
-i’m pretty wrapped up in health and fitness
-i try to wear t-shirts and flip flops as much as possible
-i drink water, bud light, good bourbon, jager, and pretty much nothing else
-i am a bottomless pit of song lyrics, movie quotes, and other useless knowledge
-i eat my meals one food item at a time and I don’t like various foods on my plate to touch
-i watch sports and things that make me laugh and very little else on t.v.
-i both encourage and love to watch my dog chase his tail
-i think “metrosexuals” are actually gay
-i think people who think texas is the greatest place on earth should get out more
-i think my dog is both cooler and smarter then 3/4 of the people I meet
-i think relationships are great……but dating blows
-i hate really cold weather
-i love kids and think their honesty is always refreshing
-i say "god bless you" every time i hear a sneeze...no matter who it is
-i always do my best to live by “the golden rule” (if you don’t know it you should learn it)
-i have something of a “road rage” problem
-i eat food about 75% for function and 25% for pleasure
-i think you should never let a good thing pass you by……no matter what
-i’m pretty sure you only live once
-i’ve never hit my snooze button in my life…….no I’m serious
-i’m very protective of my pride
-i get goosebumps from the national anthem every single time
-i always do my best to maintain honesty and integrity
-i believe common courtesy goes a long way
-i believe chivalry is alive
-i value my family as much as anything is this life
-i have hundreds of acquaintances, but only a handful of close friends
-i think if I can find a way to live on the beach all will be right with the world
-i like to think there is such a thing as karma
-i've lived my entire life in the south and can't imagine ever leaving
-i can resist pretty much any food except cheesecake
-i believe everything happens for a reason....therefore i have no regrets
-what else you wanna know????

My Interests

whitey circa 1997


ringin' in 2008

the oregon trip

st. patty's day me laddygaylord focker/daytona 500 weekend

almost anything related to sports.......watching, playing, talking about, whatever.......especially n.o. saints football and all university of alabama athletics. over the course of 5 years in dallas i've also developed a love for the mavs, stars, and rangers......still don't give a damn about the cowboys though. also into health, fitness, working out, nutrition, and all that boring stuff.


born and raised on the mean streets of.........

I'd like to meet:

Music:

any and all types of music this side of classical......whatever grabs me at the moment........anything from tool to willie nelson to tupac and most things in between.........including some things i'm not proud to admit. always down for checking out live music too.

Movies:

90% of the time i'm only interested in things that are going to make me laugh. napoleon dynamite, big lebowski, 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, "i'm ron burgundy???"other than that i dig mafia movies........the godfathers (mainly 1 and 2 of course), goodfellas, scarface, donnie brasco, casino, etc.
and of course, this movie........

Television:

my tv is almost always on, but i'm rarely actually sitting down watching it..........with the exception of my daily serving of sportscenter with my breakfast of course.

Heroes:



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My Blog

FOR DA NEW ORLEANS PEEPS

click here to take da "dat quiz."  be warned, this shit is pretty hard, so it might crush your new orleans ego.  and if you're not from new orleans you don't have a prayer.  good times....
Posted by whitey on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:04:00 PST

TYRONE PROTHRO-A FUCKING TRAGEDY

not only a bad motherfucker on the field, but he's an awesome person, and this whole situation is crying shame.  hell i just hope the guy can someday run without a limp.  no matter what team...
Posted by whitey on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST

RANDOM THOUGHTS/QUESTIONS

THIS WILL BE A FOREVER CHANGING/UPDATED BLOG.  I FIND MYSELF CONSTANTLY QUESTIONING DUMB SHIT IN THIS WORLD....I'M GONNA START WRITING THEM DOWN.  FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE. -why does "KE...
Posted by whitey on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

PICS FROM THE SHOW!!

2006 TEXAS SHREDDER NATURAL BODYBUILDING CHAMPIONSHIPS -yes it's really natural......yes i had to take a polygraph to prove i'm natural before i could compete.......click here for a list of banned sub...
Posted by whitey on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

2:51 PM

written in spring of 2000.....i don't claim to be a writer by any means.......damn sure don't write poetry.......hell i'm not even all that creative.....so take it for what it's worth   i&nb...
Posted by whitey on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST