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Chris

You got date raped

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4My name is Chris. I am actually 15 years old, and a bit of a tit. I am slightly fat. Go me. I am extremely intolerant towards things I don't like. If you're reading this and go to my school, chances are I hate you and want to kill you because you're a complete cunt. But add me anyway and we'll see if you deserve to live or not in my opinion.I have a blog. BEHOLD: http://legionchris.blogspot.com/

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My Interests

Being boring, growing my tr00 fucking hair, eating, and being a bit of a tit.

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, anyone really. I suppose people my own age, who like the same music as me etc

Music:

1349, Abigor, Aetherius Obscuritas, Altar, Amorphis, Anal Cunt, Anthrax, Arcturus, At the Gates, Atheist, Bathory, Behemoth, Benediction, Bilskirnir, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Blut aus Nord, Bolt Thrower, Borknagar, Burzum, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Carpathian Forest, Cathedral, the Clash, Covenant, Cynic, Damage Plan, Dark Funeral, Darkthrone, the Dead Kennedys, Death, Decapitated, Deicide, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Dissection, Dragonforce, Drudkh, Emperor, Enslaved, Entombed, Falkenbach, Gorgoroth, Gorguts, Graveland, Hate Forest, Iced Earth, Immortal, Immolation, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Isengard, Judas Iscariot, Judas Priest, Kreator, Kvist, Led Zeppelin, Leviathan, Macabre, Marduk, Mayhem, Megadeth, Metallica, Moonblood, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Napalm Death, Nargaroth, Nocturnus, Obituary, Opeth, Pantera, Pestilence, the Prodigy, the Ramones, R.E.M., Sargeist, Satyricon, Savatage, Sepultura, the Sex Pistols, Slayer, the Streets, Ulver, Suffocation, Summoning, Terrorizer, Venom, Vinterriket, Vintersorg, Windir, Wolfthorn, Xasthur,Shit, thats a lot of bands!

Movies:

Anything by that utter ledge Akira Kurosawa, Lord of the Rings, Leon, We Were Soldiers, and anything where people die.

Television:

Simpsons, Eastenders..i dunno, I don't watch TV like I used to.

Books:

Lord of the Rings(yeah, i'm a fanboy), music biographies, factual history books, and stuff

Heroes:

Anyone who killed people for the heck of it. I LOVE YOU

My Blog

bloggy blog

yes I know, blogs are ghey. but what are you going to do?so yeah I am bored.ummmmm........I'll break your fucking nose? sound good? cool I'll do it someday.wheeeee *flies aeroplane*...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

Halloween is crap

You fools. Samhain is not about gits in bedsheets going door to door asking for candy(which will hopefully be poisoned), it is an ancient Pagan festival of the very highest order. Fuck this "trick or ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

READ NOW

Will all these "im horny watch me get off on webcam" groups PLEASE...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...FUCK OFF. I joined the first one for a laugh but do i want to join like 10 more? NO. So STOP inviting me you ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:04:00 PST

some random bullshit...things i want to do

i want to put a statue of mr blobby in trafalgar square...BLOBBEHi want to go up to the nearest illegal immigrant and kick him/her in the facei want to go to moscowi want to torch that shitty modern c...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST

argh

BOREDSo waddup niggas? Who wants to go to reading with me to lynch a few chavs! Bring the extra strong handicap resistant rope!Thats what i would do if I was bothered...Oh well i have crisps and GORGO...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

i am rather bored

Y'know, I would really like to destroy a country right now. I don't know which country, maybe some shitty poor country that nobody cares about.*BANG* HAHA STUPID POOR PEOPLE YOURE FUCKING DEADYeah, th...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:13:00 PST

meh

God.Its a lovely day outside, and here I am posting a fucking blog on my fagspace. I call it fagspace because it is full of stupid emo twats who love the faux-gothic cock up thier flaccid rectum holes...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST

I got it working then

So now you can bow at my feet and beg for mercy, you little twats.Just kidding, I like you really....well, maybe.Please note i do NOT want any of the following people adding me:ChavsCoF fans(listen to...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:06:00 PST