(T)Rick

This is what time it is for me...
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First I MUST advise that I AM NOT here "looking" for a relationship - if one happens then great. I am here for friendships - keeping in touch with or making new ones just as I have already on here. As Toad sort of said, if this piques your interest then try getting to know me.
...oh, if you're one of those fucking ass stupid fake peeps... don't waste our time. If you can't be "man enough" to stand behind your OWN words... blow me!
You WON'T change me don't bother trying
This concludes this Trick Service Announcement from the "HelpMeToto". Now on with the regularly scheduled details and laughter...
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Simple enough ... It all started one steamy night between my parents in the back hills of Oregon... [advance story some years later] ...little did I know she was going to break my heart... [what a Bitch!! oh uh! sorry, wrong year - let's try this one...] ...to be a proud Texan! [sounds more like a better start, let's see where this goes]
...6'2 2/3" inches barefooted. Three words to summarize me are -- Smartass,Texan(redundant), realist, simple! Wierd?.?. absolutely, you gotta be in life because if you take it too seriously you won't enjoy it. Take this for example... does a totally healthy person lie in a hospital bed dying of nothing? Exactly! It's your life... no wait.. It's my life! (You tell 'em Jon)
Look, I like to have fun, laugh and enjoy the time best when those most important to me or around me are laughing and enjoying the moment. I am not one of those creepish guys that can't live without the thought of you blah this and blah that like that might have sounded. I am strictly me and I know what I want and I go after it. I have to be serious and an asshole at work so why be away from work? I was once told that I am very respectful with a wild side. Your parents will love me, you will love me and your friends.. will understand. Can you laugh? Can you make me laugh?
I'm very proud to be not only American, but damn proud to be Texan! Maybe not by birth, but Texan is not just by birth, its' more of a right of passage!

Someone tell Brittany Spears that her drinking, still won't let her drown her lust for me... She can still find me right here!

Still reading? Cool, try sending a message or thought in responce. Nothing in life starts without a hello!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: * Trick

Birthday: * 05-08-E.Y.
Birthplace: * Hospital
Current Location: * Capital city of the State of Anxiety
Eye Color: * Shit Brown
Hair Color: * Dark Brown
Height: * All the way up to Hair!
Right Handed or Left Handed: * Right
Your Heritage: * Summer this summer that.. . Mostly Texan damn to hell if I ain't
The Shoes You Wore Today: * Work Boots
Your Weakness: * Surveys, hypnotic eyes, and when she kisses me right... yeah right therre just like that
Your Fears: * Her husband coming home early
Your Perfect Pizza: * Stuffed crust Meat Lovers delivered with a 12 pack
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: * Twins
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: * What do you look like (thats what pictures are for)
Thoughts First Waking Up: * Is she gone
Your Best Physical Feature: * Eyes, Ass
Your Bedtime: * Last Call
Your Most Missed Memory: * Don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: * Diet Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: * Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: * Depends on who makes up the group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: * Luzianne
Chocolate or Vanilla: * Chocolate syrup... vanilla bodies
Cappuccino or Coffee: * N/A
Do you Smoke: * Nope
Do you Swear: * Promise
Do you Sing: * constantly, been told I'm even a bit good
Do you Shower Daily: * where else would I sing to you?
Have you Been in Love: * Duh, yeah with both heads even
Do you want to go to College: * And do what once I got there?
Do you want to get Married: * don't you think it's a bit rushed? We did just meet afterall
Do you belive in yourself: * Someone has better, so why not me... I won't lead me astray. Damnit, another lie
Do you get Motion Sickness: * No more water beds unless you're keeping my mind off it ;)
Do you think you are Attractive: * Think or know... so much to concider
Are you a Health Freak: * I doubt it
Do you get along with your Parents: * Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: * absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: * not anymore
In the past month have you Smoked: * I don't smoke, didn't you already ask me this
In the past month have you been on Drugs: * Perscribed only.. :(
In the past month have you gone on a Date: * 30 days in a month, which date did you want?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: * Did I go to themall? I must of to get damall done
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: * Oreos don't come in boxes so no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: * Have I eaten raw tuna... you must give to receive
In the past month have you been on Stage: * Every wednesday night
In the past month have you been Dumped: * I had a dump a few hours ago
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: * Hell no, it gets cold here
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: * a few kisses, a number of breast shots and one tickle
Ever been called a Tease: * but it leads to other things...
Ever been Beaten up: * what am I an omellette
Ever Shoplifted: * not since puberty hit
How do you want to Die: * like grandpa, in my sleep - not kicking and screaming like his passengers
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: * the person who writes these damn surveys
What country would you most like to Visit: * Country Gravy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: * Green
Favourite Hair Color: * anything normal
Short or Long Hair: * shaved and trimmed.. (oh weight, which hair you mean?)
Height: * above 5foot, otherwise its a long way down - but then again we are all the same height lying down
Weight: * wait for how long? today now Shirley, I gotta people to do and things to see - and don't call me Shirley
Best Clothing Style: * thrown on floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: * who really counts this shit?
Number of CDs I own: * Hello!!! I'm a freakin KJ
Number of Piercings: * one left
Number of Tattoos: * .5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: * "I'm not a perfect person, there's many things I wish I didn't do..." truthfully I don't regret much of my past as it is what molded me into...
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"Trick" is an Expert Kisser
= You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
= You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
= And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
= When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable and contagious - One kiss and she has to have more
= WARNING: You will forever be cursed due to your knowledge What Kind of Kisser Are You?