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cameron

About Me

I kick Bryan's round butt. Because he is the roundest, most annoying s.o.b. there is.I enjoy eating and making people laugh, it is my favorite thing to do. Obviously I like boobies. My favorite shoes are my cowboy boots, because in my mind, I am sexy in them. Yes ma'am. I am all about loud pipes and burning rubber, even though I drive a 1988 Chevy Celebrity Station Wagon. But that's okay, cause it's bitchin'. I think everyone loves me because I have an awesome personality, and I am partially retarded. For those of you who don't like me or believe me..... you can lick my sweaty nutsack. Amen.

My Interests

The wild outdoors, vehicles, four wheelers, off roading, boobies, and whatever else women will allow me to touch.

I'd like to meet:

My fist would like to meet Bryan's face. Also, I would like to meet Jesus, he seems pretty cool, like Elvis.

Music:

Shinedown and German rape music.

Movies:

Pornos, Strange Brew, and Monty Python movies.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, Mythbusters

Books:

I have only halfway read one book, The Beasties.... I have to rebel somehow, and not reading is perfect because my mom is a librarian... AHAHAHAH

Heroes:

My dad and I hate everyone else.