" NOW SOME WORDS OF WISDOM BY ME:
1. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2. Oppertunities always look bigger going than coming.
3. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
4. Is there another word for synomyn?
5. Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
6. Forgive your enemies,it messes with there heads.
7. Cooking lesson #1 dont fry bacon in the nude!
8. If you try and dont succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie!!
9. When everythings coming your way, your in the wrong lane!
10. There are 3 sides to an argument: your side, my side and the right side.
11. When your right no one remembers, when your wrong no one forgets!!
12. Everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when nobody is looking!
13. If you cannot convince them; confuse them!
14. Amateurs built the titanic, professionals built the Ark!
15. Its far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help!
16. If you cant learn to do it well, learn to do it badly!!
17. If the girl you had sex with for the first time, is giggling and patting you on the shoulder.... thats not a good thing!!
18. Consciousness: that annoying time between sleep!
19. why is abbreviation such a long word?
20. i started out wth nothing and still have most of it!
21. 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot!!
22. eat right. stay fit. Die anyway!!
23. iv only been wrong once, and thats when i thought i was wrong!!
24. National Atheists Day. April 1st!
25. IRS: weve got what it takes to take what youve got!
26. No matter where you go, your there!!
27. this statement is false!
28. they told me i was gullible.... and i belived them!
29. According to my best recollection, i dont remember!!
30. Atheism is a non-profit organization!!
31. a day without sunshine is like night!!
32. Corduroy pillows: there making headlines!!
33. Nobodys perfect. Im a nobody!!
34. Ask me about my vow of silence!!
35. what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
36. Energizer bunny arested; charged with battery!!
37. I didnt use to finish sentences, but now I
38. Ive had amnesia as long as i can remember!!
39. Evolution: science fiction
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Cyanide & Happiness @hmmm in famous people i would like to meet the cast of smallville yes i am superman fan lol.I would also like to meet will ferrel, jim carrey, and ben stiller. Other than that anyone!!
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