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O MR. NO

About Me

************************************ LATEST NEWS from MORON.: Breeding is encouraged in Hell. YOU can find Marius S. and Simen K-L. and Christopher S. if you look closely somewhere below here....? Goddarnit ........ you're special!.....................................This band began way back when overdosing on psychedelics was a complete and utter personal choice. Don't let other people make you take them if your mind is not yet fully physiologically formed. Trust me. Just don't trust yourself. Wait, don't trust me. Too many misfiring synapses. Don't believe that. Listen, the hologram machine on the Enterprise works wonders:.................... The CricketSoda Myspace Editor

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Member Since: 22/11/2005
Band Website: http://www.youtube.com/user/OMRNO
Band Members: This has got to be a joke, right? Ambivalent and pathetic.basketbasket ... question everything. Question the reason you are even reading anything at all on this waste of a page. Never stop questioning. Even if some guy appears out of nowhere and can fly and says, worship me, for I am your God! Unless you are so overcome with elation and lointingling that you just have to fly as well And worship this guy. Nobody is perfect!Skellinprogress:Also, a Martian sandwich bag was left at the corner of Main Street and Main Avenue. Basically, it was in a car that was unlocked, and for some reason its owner was not in the car. This unfortunately confused the hell out of the security partrol, so their options for dealing with the situation posthaste were few. But that didn't stop them from reorganizing the Christmas lights that were set up, courtesy of the township board. This was going to cost the taxpayers mucho dinero, however. Oh, the tension!.................................................... ............................................................ ..............
Influences: Snarklyfarkleniprinninnapandapularis:Mars landscape:Primordial Asshole:
Sounds Like: I used to have "Peeling an onion while taking a shit" but I decided that some people wouldn't get it, so I took it out. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.washing a tree stump.you can click on the d******* *** **** ****!Like I said before, making it out west to find that the only job available to me was the tree-stump washing one, I became only slighty disenfranchised. Even though my dreams of late will not come to fruition any time soon, I am able to provide the elderly with some nice clean places to seat themselves. I am extremely proud of this job now that I have been washing the stumps for a few months. As a conscientious objector to any and all madness, I still refuse to use bleach, as the owner of the business had initially recommended... I instead use lemon-zest wood polish that has been anonymously diluted substantially with rain water and a special kind of eco-friendly toothpaste. My career is budding, slowly, as if springtime is slothingly moving towards retirement. Check out myspace.com/voidfill you bastards. Simen on bass? What else... someone did become fused with one of the stumps recently. Pictures of this incident shall be posted soon.
Record Label: Dottlesby, Weatherington, and Associates
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Oh my gosh!

It wasn't a bear!It was a frog, but the lilly pads had clumps of moss on them,and from the side it appeared as if, when the water was disturbed,a bear was opening its maw.Such an errant misunderstandi...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:53:00 GMT

Chewing Reinforcement

'The speed at which a person chews, in direct relation to the speed of his or her ongoing thought processes has inspired a group of scientists to createa new meme for the progression of chicken minds....
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:41:00 GMT

The Canoe Trip, Part Four of Eighty-Nine.

"I feel so small, and there is so much life around me," thought the spirit of the once old inventor. "My thought, my voice, all one. I feel so mobile, so aware, yet I only see the exit of the tunnel...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:42:00 GMT

Conundrums

Maribeth was extremely overjoyed at my advances the other night. So much so that I became uncomfortable, and then, believe it or not, I realized that I was still in the giant bread basket. The ride ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:26:00 GMT

Ending Recipe 1, Part 4

Poor Richard, he found himself sitting on the bench all alone. "Richard?... I kind of like you, believe it or not, so, I'll provide you with my business card- my home phone number's right here on th...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Ending Recipe 1, Part 3

Richard did not expect his upcoming journey and visit to the Allen's around the bend to be so awkward and confounding. The surprises and breakdowns began at precisely the time that he exited his apar...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:33:00 GMT

This is serious, sorry.

A reference to Lao-tzuI don't remember what it was exactly,I swear I had it written down,then the computer froze up, blankly.Information likely lost for now,but I suppose there is a way to dig anythin...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:35:00 GMT

snowtruck accident, and different story, sorry

just a joke recording, video.product of l a , simple, misunderstooda place,on a larger scale. simply desiring to record a friend jumping out of the wayof a snow truck.camera angles too, static kind.bo...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:49:00 GMT

Alligator Sailor

Alligator SailorWell, I'll be a worn out sailor,walking on down an overgrown muddy path,a few heavy steps towards analligator's gnash."I'll be damned! Reptilian friend,there's more than one reasonto ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Ending Recipe 1, Part 2

While skimming relentlessly through the manual's steps, he wondered for about the first two minutes what page he actually ended on during his last reading stint... and eventually realized that the fro...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:32:00 GMT