Froze my ass off.......
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driving around on patrol in my car, hanging out at the party. fuckin right party
the inventor of beer
wHaT'z yA fAv ..
Beverage (non-alc) ? water saves lives
Beverage (alc) ? whatever makes drunk me
Color ? red or black
Food ? dollar menu
Item of clothing ? my skin hat
Meal of the day ? only got one
Feature on yourself ? scar on my hand haha
Quality in a guy/girl ? not evil bitches
Phrase ? Hold my my beer and watch this shit
Song ? Smells like teen spirit, nirvana
Musical Artist/Band ? tis all good
Sport ? extreme drunk driving
Movie ? boondock saints
TV Show ? family guy
Radio Station ? 94 x
Type of Chocolate ? all good man
Eye Color ? glowing blue haha
d0 yA/hAv3 yA 3v3r ..
Have any pets ? tree kinda
Smoke ? drunk enough maybe
Drink ? doin my my best
Have any piercings ? not to your knowledge
Have any tatoos ? broke but hopefull
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend gotta have one first, REVENGE!
Had sex ? yes sir
Gone streaking ? not that i remember
Gone skinny dipping ? still alive so no cuz not swim
Been to Europe ? nope
Been to an island ? no boat man
Had stitches ? yup, still lookin for the orther half of my brain
Broken any bones ? ask me tomorrow
Been stabbed/shot ? sure
Slept until after 12:00 ? did before and will again
Stayed up all night ? uh huh
Danced like a whore ? dont really know hope not
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? on my to do list
Turned down a dare ? only the painful ones
wHiCh fRi3nD ..
Is the funniest ? duck master
Is the prettiest ? everyone looks good after a case
Is the most handsom ? mista kangas haha
Is the loudest ? cathy
Is the craziest ?
Is the most shy ? matt maybe
Is the most loving ? dunno
Is the most understanding ? all of em
Is the most boring ? meself haha
Is the richest ? cathy
Is the most athletic ? mitch
Is the most cocky ? etter
Is the biggest sex icon ? where do i click that one?
Is the most wordly/cultured ? jtash
Do you look up to the most ? cousin james
Do you tell everything to ? give me a beer ill talk all night man
Has the best clothes ? duck
Has the best house ? joey peterson
Would you ever ..
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? kiss my ass
Kiss someone of the same sex ? only if passed out, but htats rape
Cheat on someone you love ? hell no i have a conscience, somewhere
Run away from home ? only to get beer
Lie to your parents ? well i wont lie to ya............
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? not while im close enough to get hit
Lie to your best friend ? nope
Give a homeless person money ? fuck that, i get told i have to get a job
Run from the police ? if i knew i could get away
Bungee jump ? no wahy bitch
Sky dive ? not sober
Cross dress ? well if i havent yet i probly wont
Be an exotic dancer ? not that brpoke yet
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? not in this state haha
Scuba dive ? can swim
Go rock climbing ? not without a ladder
Go spulunking (caving) ? can i bring beer?
wHaT d0 yA tHiNk 0f Wh3n yA h3aR ..
Eminem ? my life
Bologna ? vomit
Hott ? huh?
Orange ? caution man
Real world ? stupid tv shows
Fuck ? favorite word
Jack ? shit
Cucumber ? what the fuck?
Hip-Hop ? no
Uniform ? go to hbell
UniCORN ! ? wheres my gun
Rainbow ? fags
Clown ? scared
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Name: Tom Bernard
Birthdate: 10/27/86
Birthplace: little hole in the wall town called virginia
Current Location: earth
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 11
Weight: 170
Piercings: no
Tatoos: yup
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: true story
FAVORITES
Food: pizza
Candy: chocolate
Number: 7
Color: red
Animal: pteradactyl
Drink: beer
Alcohol Drink: if its hard its gotta be clear
Bagel: what?
Letter: people have favorite letters?
Body Part on Opposite sex: hey its all good why have one favorite
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: not picky
McDonalds or BurgerKing: as long as its a dollar
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: twisted tea 5%alchohol
Chocolate or Vanilla depends on the situation
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: why not both?
Dog or Cat: cats think they are god
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: we dont have either here shitty or really shitty
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: its tv watch it
Love or Money: love, be alot better with money though
YOUR...
Bedtime: when im tired
Most Missed Memory: drinking and driving before the cops got bad
Best phyiscal feature: i dunno
First Thought Waking Up: get me a beer
Goal for this year: not die?
Best Friends: jp noodles duck ryan mitch etter
Weakness: women
Fears: the fuzz
Heritage: german
Longest relationship: hannah rae, about two years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: what today? yeah
Ever Smoked: yeah
Ever been Drunk: nono snir comt sae mie have
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: i might have pilfered a bit lol
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope cant swim
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dont matter
Favorite Hair Color: blonde brunette
Short or Long: medium
Height: shorter than me
Style: eh? no goth or drag queens please
Looks or Personality: funny and open
Hot or Cute either works
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs eh
Muscular or Really Skinny: as long as she aint a hefty heffer
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: ah hell why change it im still alive aint i
What country do you want to Visit: netherlands, germany
How do you want to Die: i dont
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah can see in the dark
Get along with your Parents: yup
Health Freak: kinda sorta yeah
Do you think your Attractive: sure
Believe in Yourself: i can do anything
Want to go to College: im there now, its lame
Do you Smoke: trying to quit
Do you Drink: yeah
Shower Daily: yeah
Been in Love: yeah yeah
Do you Sing: when im drunk
Want to get Married: some day
Do you want Children: way after some day
Have your future kids names planned out: doh!, and no more
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: thats gone
Hate anyone: nah why bother
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devil's rejects is probably the most messed up movie we own, boondock saints is the shit, dazed and confused, the longest yard
We only get one channel so we usually watch movies
dune, steven king, sun tzu haha, tom clancy i dunno its all good
George bush, he has shown me even idiots can suceed in life DICK chenney, you dont need to be a straight shooter