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Hello, my name is Noah.

Yes, like Noah's ark. Haha, you're sooo funny!! I've never heard that one before!! Anyway, I'm 29 and I live in upstate New York, land of people with nasty attitudes and shady gay people, LOL. As you can probably already tell, I am very sarcastic and a smartass. I joke about everything. Because as Mahatma Gandhi once said, "If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide". Life can be f&%ked up, so make fun of it!! Anyway, I'm a commission sales associate in one of your least favorite (and soon to be out of business) retail stores. I spend a lot of my free time at the gym, playing XBOX360, hanging out online, and/or listening to music. Anyway, I'm not really sure what else to write here, so hit me up...