I'm an indian dude from fucking Fair oaks. I like comedy and I'm preparing for my stand up act. You can listen to me live every friday from 5-5:30 on 97.7FM KDEE. I do a radio show for the California Black Chamber of Commerce. I have a club at Bella vista Highschool called the "wyz Guys", its a comedy club. I may not seem like a funny guy to some people and they're probably shocked that I want to do stand up, but they just dont know me. Im a cool an easy to talk to kind of guy. If I look like a tightass then you really dont know me. I'm not religious as the you may know. I sick of that 7-11 shit that I get just cause I'm indian. I got a knew stereotype for white guys( they're serial killers, suicidal, and preists fuck little boys) I like white people but some of them are fucked up just like every race. I love everybody even if they wanna kill my ass. I'm not into the revenge thing. You punch me, I wont do shit, you slap me I'll laugh, you touch my stake Im'a beat that ass, but love hurts. love peace and soul to erebody. IM OUT.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: yuvraj singh grewal
Birthday: 10-17-88
Birthplace: memphis tennessee
Current Location: fair oaks
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: about "5 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: north indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tims
Your Weakness: food, and bitches
Your Fears: bubonic plague
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get more stand-up gigs and do decent on SAT's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: word!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: what does a brother need to do ta get some sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my fatass lips
Your Bedtime: depends
Your Most Missed Memory: kickn it in 7th grade
Pepsi or Coke: coke is the original cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: they both bad
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: indian cha
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe
Do you Smoke: hella na
Do you Swear: hell fuckn yea i do
Do you Sing: hell yea
Do you Shower Daily: hell yea
Have you Been in Love: yea, but i found out he was married, asshole
Do you want to go to College: hell yea
Do you want to get Married: hell yea, but i wanna fuck around a little befo
Do you belive in yourself: kinda
Do you get Motion Sickness: na
Do you think you are Attractive: any of ya ho's want summa dis
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: yea, i love my momma
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: i use to play the saxophone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: na
In the past month have you been on Drugs: advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: na
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: na
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: na
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea, shit is ait but not my favorite
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea
In the past month have you been Dumped: na
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: na
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea, i stole somebody heart
Ever been Drunk: na
Ever been called a Tease: na
Ever been Beaten up: yea
Ever Shoplifted: yea i stole some strawberry bubblelishious and some tropical skittles
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: stand-up comedian and an actor
What country would you most like to Visit: chad-africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything as long as the shit aint cross eyed
Favourite Hair Color: as long as she got some hair and dont come up wit a shaved GI jane cut
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: anything as long as u aint got some gary coleman shit goin on
Weight: so long as u look fine and dont come up in my house lookn like a T-rex
Best Clothing Style: anything but tha white ABF shit and hella ghetto
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: i o know
Number of Piercings: i aint got none
Number of Tattoos: i dont play that shit
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fightn with my momma
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