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slaves of spanky

About Me

SLAVES OF SPANKY are a RAP band from Kingston Ontario, a Canadian city that's approximately the size of a loaf of bread. We're into donuts, leg lifts, ciggarettes, vintage kitchen appliances, HOT JAMS, sunglasses, and velcro shoes. There's no sense dropping names and throwing adjectives about our RAP prowess... It's real simple... We've been keeping it fake since Sylvester Stallone and Ray Liotta starred in "Cop Land" Which was an awesome flick. We're good. Fuck you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/11/2005
Band Website: www.slavesofspanky.com
Band Members: Cap't Footbags / Chuck B / Suganutz / Marf / Speedgrease
Influences: Hamburgers, hotdogs, apple juice & tobacco
Sounds Like: too much sweet.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

holy shit!

Firstly, fuck you!Secondly, its a brand new year and we got a couple brand new jams and theres a fuckload of other brand new shit going down in spankville.This past year was fucking lax, but thats alr...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:17:00 GMT

this just blows.

    BREAKING NEWS BREAK!!!!here's how it go.  the tour was so filled with RAP power that it ended before shit even started.  We inadvertently got so CRUNK on tour that we trav...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:33:00 GMT

this just in.

syracuse is snowy as a motherfucker.  we done battled I-81 and a DENNYS, smoked a shitload of tabacco, and ate PANCAKES while watching UFC.  Two security checkpoint rapings later and we're i...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:02:00 GMT

KINGSTON! TOUCAN! HOLY FUCK!

for you kingston folk. THE TOUCAN hasn't had a show this RADICAL since christ was a cowboy.  i'm serious. we've hooked up a sunday nighter on home field, to kick off the FOOTBAGS & b. "LOSING...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:22:00 GMT

Footbags & B. - ILL LEGAL BORDER JUMP TOUR - '07

hey beeswaxes...We're working on booking a low budget RAP tour of  the  U.S.A.'s left coast for Feb. '07...  but check it out, we need HELP!  big time.   If you've got a...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:50:00 GMT

SOS donkey funk video on Culturama666 comp...

yo, motherfucks... as the blog title of this bloggy blog implies, our video venture for "donkey funk" from GAS MONEY can be seen on the CULTURAMA volume 6 DVD released by femalefun/bomb...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 19:33:00 GMT

oh shit. blog time again.

-my neighbour looks like rick rubin. -the word "fuck" really gets a bad rap these days. -i need a new belt before my styx belt buckle will really be happening.  -"zanzibar" is one solid jam.&n...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 14:58:00 GMT