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Joe Kiefer

Catholic school, as vicious as Roman rule; I got my knuckles bruised, by a lady in black...

About Me

So, seriously...send me a message with your friend request. Because if I don't know you yet, I'm not going to add you as a friend unless you give me a reason to. So go out and buy a joke book if you have to, or ask your most trusted friend what you should say in your message, but do SOMETHING to make me interested in starting a dialogue with you other than being beautiful. Here's a hint: if you can't come up with ANYTHING else a simple 'hey you seem interesting how about a cup of coffee sometime' works brilliantly with me. You don't have any excuses anymore.Oh yeah, and about me... Likes: -Coffee --Top-notch coffee shops(intelligentsia and metropolis are my top 2) -Good music (mostly an indie guy) -Running, Biking, and Swimming(running the Chicago Triathlon in August-olympic distance!) -Staying up late -Wasting time on the internet -Shopping. Yeah, I said it. I've probably even spent more money on shoes than you have over the past few years. -Tattoos(2 so far, more to come) -People who present themselves with at least a little class -Barack ObamaDislikes: -Drugs -Alcohol -Religion -Close-minded people -Hypocrites(which, when coupled with the previous ones, means I don't care if you drink or do drugs or go to church, as long as you don't care that I don't) -Negativity -Obesity -Rednecks and country music. Which is why I am desperately trying to get out of Indiana. -George Bush -George Bush -George Bush

My Interests

Filling out silly internet profiles. And music. And girls. And Good restaurants. That's it. Oh yeah, coffee too. Other than that, I go to Starbucks most nights since it's open till midnight, and when my youngest sister is home from college we kinda make it a point to go together. Here's a video of her at her finest. Yes, that's a sword in her hand

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I'd like to meet:

I've met some of the coolest and most interesting people out there. I'd prefer hanging out with some of them again over meeting new people, honestly...

Music:



YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenna - Freetime

Kenna - Freetime take 2
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Movies:

Zoolander(yeah Ali I put that one first for you), Fight Club, Run Lola Run, Star Wars(the original 3 were way better), Lord of the Rings, High Fidelity, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, anything Kevin Smith, the Departed, Usual Suspects, anything that makes me think, really. And I'm not much of one for going out to the movies, since I usually end up falling asleep-and that makes for an expensive hour and a half nap.

Television:

Not so much...Sundays I watch as much football as I can, and I try to catch the tennis grand slam events, but other than that, just the occasional on demand movies up at the crib on Halsted...

Books:

I've been on quite the reading rampage this year...started off with A Briefer History of Time, then Ishmael, Angels and Demons, Blink and The Tipping Point(both by Malcolm Gladwell)...all good stuff. Most recently finished Conversations With God. If you haven't read it, and (like me) are pretty much agnostic and annoyed with organized religion-read it. For the first time in my life, as soon as I finished this book I immediately started at the beginning and read it again. It was that good.

Heroes:

Yeah, pretty much just Devin Hester
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


79%

Captain Jack Sparrow


75%

Neo, the "One"


75%

Indiana Jones


71%

Maximus


71%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

The Terminator


54%

Lara Croft


50%

El Zorro


42%

William Wallace


33%
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My Blog

Lollapaharder?Lollapabetter?Lollapafaster?LollapaSTRONGER!!! !!

Wow. So it's been a while since I've written a blog, but I have to after yesterday.... Went to Lollapalooza (Friday only, I'm working the rest of the weekend) yesterday and.......wow. I had a grea...
Posted by Joe Kiefer on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST

Release Me - request from the man

...this is a recent bulletin posted by Kenna, the man who's upcoming album is what I've been waiting for for years now.  Please recommend it to any friends-if you haven't heard New Sacred Cow(his...
Posted by Joe Kiefer on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST

Back to Joe

Okay, things are back to good; so good, in fact, my day was exhausting. Lots of fun. Paintball, cigars, family friends. Life is good, I'm tired, and I'll have a good blog ready tomorrow. Now, I ju...
Posted by Joe Kiefer on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

For all to see...

Just thought I'd let everyone know...I've been blogging lately, but they are only viewable by people on my friendslist. I really don't have much that's "private" to say on there, but there are creatu...
Posted by Joe Kiefer on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

Hmmm....I guess my life isn't very interesting and I'm not very insightful...

Hello again;I made a commitment to myself to regularly blog, so here goes round 2. I don't feel like I have much to say today; but if I keep typing maybe something will come to me. hmmm. Nope. Oh ...
Posted by Joe Kiefer on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

So this is what blogging is all about...

So I've never really blogged. First of all, I thought it was a stupid word. It just sounds ugly. Not that I'm a huge language nut, but seriously. Say it out loud. Blog. Ugly. So I was never inc...
Posted by Joe Kiefer on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST