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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and

About Me

I am a happily married man who enjoys life. My wife is my everything, and my universe. I attend Marshall University studying German. My belief system is nothing like you've ever heard of. I find most of the world an ignorant group of humans who disgrace their species. Type A personalities chagrin me. I get along great with people, unless they have type A disorder, he-he. I think a lot, and it annoys me when others don't. I don't expect perfection, though I bask in it's presence. My philosophies are different than anyone I know of, and it's rare I can engage in a conversation about them, mainly due to closed-minded, ignorant arrogance. I appreciate in-depth conversation, and loathe most small talk. I have little tolerance with negative auras and energies, and I am easily annoyed by people who do stupid things. Stupidity drives me insane, and I seriously fear for the world. I think it's present state is horrible, especially in America. People no longer value the correct things, and relish in those that would destroy them. I love people who can grasp just how small we are in an infinite universe. I take up hobbies left and right, and quickly forsake them. I find humor in dark things, only because I'm not supposed to. I like dead baby jokes, but I don't think dead babies are funny. People who talk constantly about events in their life that are of no significance in the long run annoy me. I don't want to hear every word of your lover's quarrel. Copycats, whiners, and people who do nothing about what they complain about infuriate me. I love life, but detest those who waste it.

My Interests

I like to have fun, hang out, I hate people who say this junk...what the hell do you think? German Scary stuff, demented humor, guitar, mandolin, bass, harmonica, piano, music, anyone who can play music, clogging, Indian lore, Indian dance, reading, camping, outdoors, hiking, iguanas, geckos, lizards, reptiles, riding horses, writing songs, meditation, killing, ...you get the idea. Women, their legs....see where I'm going?.....MAGIC

I'd like to meet:

People who know German and will speak it with me. People who have something to say. People who are interesting and don't know it. People who do interesting things. People who do not lie. People who understand life. Anyone that can stand on a cliff and try to imagine just how big the world is. People who don't judge. People who respect other's. People who like music. People who understand that we all are different, and aren't ashamed of who we are. People who aren't afraid to be themselves, no matter who that might be. People who can keep secrets. Open-minded people. People who don't think that they are better than others. People that can talk for hours, about anything at all. People who know and understand the nature of things.

Music:

The stuff I play. I hate rap, only very few i can stand, other than that, everything. Skynard, ZZ Top, Clapton...

Movies:

Only the ones where someone dies, or you see a chick's boobs...oh, you thought I would just lie so I'd look like a good person?..No, cause I'm not two faced, I don't care what you think.

Television:

This isn't even a question...how can I even answer it?..Stupid Myspace..Do i have one?...What kind?...Do I hump it?....What the hell is this anyway?

Books:

The Wheel of Time Series. The Symphony of Ages Series. The Inheritance Trilogy. The Sword of Truth series...Lot's of them.Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.Like you know how to read, and even if you do, you're not going to read them so i'm not going to waste my time telling you. Ahh why not. Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, Eragon and Eldest, My side of the mountain, Narnia series, Lord of the Flies, Anything by Frank E. Peretti, The Ishbane Conspiracy, Goblins in the castle, Moby Dick, Anything my John Grisham, The Brethren, Of Mice and Men...I could go on but I doubt you're still reading this anyway.

Heroes:

Anyone who can do a great thing and not even know it was great.

My Blog

Home from the ER

Lmao so apparently the doctors at the ER think I might have had a mini heart attack last night, and that I've torn a ligament or tendon in my knee. Yay.
Posted by $ 12.99 on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:33:00 PST

Lmao Mine and Shell’s baby pics.

Computer similation showing what our baby would be like if we had one, lol.                        &...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:42:00 PST

Noone will get this...but I like it.

John and Jane, two American tourists, went to Germany for a vacation. As they were walking through a park they noticed a man urinating in public. The woman, disgusted, said,"Gross!" The German man tur...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:18:00 PST

Do something, or shut up.

I sick and tired of hearing about the war, gas, and the economy.  You can say all the life-inspiring crap you want, for either side, but it does no good.  Nor does buying t-shirts, stickers,...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:23:00 PST

Just pure genius.

Physics examThe following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:"Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper using a barometer."One student replied:"You...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:51:00 PST

Jobulated and Occupatized.

I finally got a job. 9$ an hour, and 32 hours a week guaranteed pay. That means that if I only have to work say 16 hours that week, I still get paid for 32. Of course, I get paid more if I work over 3...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

Another little funny thing

Me and Steven F. had to choose between ourselves who got to work 9-4 tomorrow and who got the 4-12 shift. As men, we decided that we would settle matters the best way possible, using intelligent thin...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

Finally pissed off.

Something has been really getting to me, and I can’t keep my mouth shut anymore. Every since I have moved in with Shell and her parents, this has been going on. I can’t stand it anymore, a...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:04:00 PST

The Moon, Ladders, and other things people cant see.

Some people seem to expect you to grab a ladder, climb up it, and grab the Moon. This, I think, is not possible! Some people want to give you a boost, and others want to hold the ladder, and some jus...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:40:00 PST

If Men Could Talk to Trees.

If men could talk to trees, I wonder what we would say. That’s just the problem. We would say. We would tell them we love their oxygen, and that their shade keeps us cool. We would tell them h...
Posted by $ 12.99 on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:16:00 PST