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Chris

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About Me

I love my wife! She is what makes me whole. She is the reason I wake up everyday. I love my dog too. And my mom. And my wife's cookin.... a lil too much...This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile EditorJohnny's feelings for the Establishment!!!

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My Interests

You Know You're From Georgia When... Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions. When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?" "Ya'll" is a word. Atlanta is known as "The City." You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet. When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them. You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden" On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?" You know what a 'dawg' is. You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. You still call the refrigerator the "icebox". You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow You know at least three streets named "Peachtree" You don't know anyone who drinks Pepsi. The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. People actually grow, eat and like okra! You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Georgia

I'd like to meet:



Amigos
I have too many friends.

Love

Jason

Jeremy

Jaime

Des

Tommy John

Stephanie

Mater-head

Jen

Juanita

Christi

Sabrina

Derrick

The Truth

Crawley

Michael Waddell

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Movies:

"Its 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, three packs of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Heroes:

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My Blog

It's not a passion. It's an obsession.

There are many qualities about the outdoors that deserve our appreciation.  The open farmlands, the green forests, the rushing rivers.  And the inescapable fact that nowhere in all this beau...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:50:00 PST

Half Mile a Day

"People get up in church and testify and say, 'preacher, I'm going to heaven, straight as I can go.  I'm walkin the straight and narrow.'  Well, I found out I can't go that way.  You go...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:55:00 PST

Fav Movie Quotes... See if you can name them.

"Eventually all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.  The river was cut by the world's great flood, And runs over the rocks from the basement of time.  On some of the rocks ar...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:45:00 PST

Myspace Etiquette

Please read this...if you get mad, it's because it applies to you.1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad.2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.     ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 08:58:00 PST

Paradise

Trust me it's Paradise. This where the hungry come to feed. For the mind is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before....so never refuse an invitation, never r...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:27:00 PST